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[wwhinin]

oh wwell isnt this just fan fuckin tastic
you finally find a place that needs one a me good job wwell done
but isnt it an odd coincidence its EXACTLY wwhen you hear this place is dangerous
i think not
i think youre just fuckin against me
i kneww that from the vvery beginnin

an youre not doin ANYTHIN i wwant you to do
like at all
not at all
wworse wwriter human EVVER
here lets put eri in a place that looks HORRIBLE
wwhat the fuck

its a fuckin wwaste land
wwhere am i goin to get some awwesome clothes
an scarvves
did you evven think about that
probably not

next time you do somethin stupid
at least be sure it has the hair stylin products i need
jeeze

Comments

[unpunnyandshellfish]

Oh, don't be so hard on your mun. You're just being shellfish.

[wwhinin]

oh hoh
look wwho is a clevver person here
thats great absolutely hilarious
i havvent heard that one like fifteen thousand times

you knoww i actually havve a bunch a those
those sort a puns or wwhatevver

im SHORE im BETTA at them than you are

[unpunnyandshellfish]

I really have no idea what you're talking about!

Don't be so rough around the gills, pouting like that. No need to take offense to some out of plaice wordplay.

[wwhinin]

_{[ oh he takes this challenge and sneers. bring it. ]}

water you talkin about
im not fuckin rough around the gills
puns are for wwigglers i dont really
wwhoops REELY
do it any more but youre askin for it

you sea i dont reely let just anenomeone hear my puns
its somefin i don't do a lot
just wwith somebody wwho is sort a special to me
she appreciates it an i givve her a feww if she asks
it makes her giggle an split at the tides sometimes

[unpunnyandshellfish]

[/gently breaks the fourth wall]

Oh, is that so? Because the way I heard it, she haddock enough of you, puns and all!

Couldn't take anymore of your carp and swam away.

[windypop]

it's not THAT bad!
....actually, we're very primitive.
i doubt you will find hair products for miles.
my mun recommends dinosaur spit, though.
she says it is good for hair all wavvy and stuff like yours.
er, wavy.

[wwhinin]

wwhat
for miles

do you realise it takes me hours to look this awwesome
the hair alone takes
like
a lot a time

thats repulsivve
a course somebody from a species so fuckin inadequate wwould suggest a vvile solution
i wwould be damn fine wwith just hair spray ok
i dont evven need the gel if there is no gel then i get it
wwhatevver
but at least spray

[windypop]

hahaha, don't worry dude, i don't doubt it.
if i was a barber and you were in a hair shop you couldn't pay me to cut your hair!
that's how delicate it looks.
like a fragile hipster flower. :B

the only spray you'll be needing is bug spray!
i really don't know if we have hair spray either.

[wwhinin]

im not a fuckin hipster
i wwouldnt evven let a fuckin loww life like yourself get anywwhere near my hair
thanks much
you wwould probably ruin it
knowwin you

wwell i dont evven knoww a fuckin thing about this place
my stupid wwriter wwont really tell me much
she didnt say anythin about bugs or dinosaurs though

wwhat about them

oh hai

[tipsygnostalgia]

i aaactually
am gonna go out to the wastes and search bc there is actually a ton of cool crap out there u can find
when ppl get brought in other stuff just kinda gets dumped hterere!
*there
so im gonna go find more clothes and scraves n makeup with kanaya
so u might not be completely outta luck

hay bby

[wwhinin]

gross
stuff belongin to other people
thats like fuckin repulsivve
i only buy my owwn things wwhere i am the first to wwear it
i dont do hand me dowwns ok

oh hay there ;)

[tipsygnostalgia]

well then guess what
ur gonna be p fuckin fucked when i get here ;D

[wwhinin]

ill survvivve somehoww im quite positivve
im an aquarius god dammit

im really not lookin forwward to bein in the same game as you howwevver

[tipsygnostalgia]

and wtf is so wrong w/ being in a game with me?

everyone things that i am great
*thinks

[wwhinin]

youre a drunk human wwith a blindin pink text wwho thinks magic is real

point provven

[dicey]

Oh, man.

You're going to die in like two weeks!

[tipsygnostalgia]

you can totally congragtulate me for getting him to come play spiderchick
;)

[dicey]

::::\

8ut he's such a loser!

[tipsygnostalgia]

thats why it will b funny!

[dicey]

8luh.

Our players might 8e happy a8out it 8ut you're not going to get me excited.

lmao you two <3

[wwhinin]

oh hey vvrisk
thats right youre there too
all the more reason wwhy its a cod awwful horrible place to be
this is just peachy
absolutely wwonderful

no regrets

[dicey]

Sorry Eridan! I'm still not interested in you.

good

[wwhinin]

wwell sorry to inform you vvrisk but im not interested in you either
hell no not after evverythin you an i havve been through
its not like wwe wwere an unstoppable alliance or anythin
an evven so
i mean wwhat the hell
youre as big as a fuckin wwhale

i guess i dont really havve a thing for fat girls anymore or somethin

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[dicey]

Well that's good! I mean, you were 8asically a distraction at 8es

[dicey]

WH8T.