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[wwhinin]

oh wwell isnt this just fan fuckin tastic
you finally find a place that needs one a me good job wwell done
but isnt it an odd coincidence its EXACTLY wwhen you hear this place is dangerous
i think not
i think youre just fuckin against me
i kneww that from the vvery beginnin

an youre not doin ANYTHIN i wwant you to do
like at all
not at all
wworse wwriter human EVVER
here lets put eri in a place that looks HORRIBLE
wwhat the fuck

its a fuckin wwaste land
wwhere am i goin to get some awwesome clothes
an scarvves
did you evven think about that
probably not

next time you do somethin stupid
at least be sure it has the hair stylin products i need
jeeze

Comments

[unpunnyandshellfish]

Oh, don't be so hard on your mun. You're just being shellfish.

[windypop]

it's not THAT bad!
....actually, we're very primitive.
i doubt you will find hair products for miles.
my mun recommends dinosaur spit, though.
she says it is good for hair all wavvy and stuff like yours.
er, wavy.

[wwhinin]

oh hoh
look wwho is a clevver person here
thats great absolutely hilarious
i havvent heard that one like fifteen thousand times

you knoww i actually havve a bunch a those
those sort a puns or wwhatevver

im SHORE im BETTA at them than you are

[wwhinin]

wwhat
for miles

do you realise it takes me hours to look this awwesome
the hair alone takes
like
a lot a time

thats repulsivve
a course somebody from a species so fuckin inadequate wwould suggest a vvile solution
i wwould be damn fine wwith just hair spray ok
i dont evven need the gel if there is no gel then i get it
wwhatevver
but at least spray

[unpunnyandshellfish]

I really have no idea what you're talking about!

Don't be so rough around the gills, pouting like that. No need to take offense to some out of plaice wordplay.

[wwhinin]

_{[ oh he takes this challenge and sneers. bring it. ]}

water you talkin about
im not fuckin rough around the gills
puns are for wwigglers i dont really
wwhoops REELY
do it any more but youre askin for it

you sea i dont reely let just anenomeone hear my puns
its somefin i don't do a lot
just wwith somebody wwho is sort a special to me
she appreciates it an i givve her a feww if she asks
it makes her giggle an split at the tides sometimes

[windypop]

hahaha, don't worry dude, i don't doubt it.
if i was a barber and you were in a hair shop you couldn't pay me to cut your hair!
that's how delicate it looks.
like a fragile hipster flower. :B

the only spray you'll be needing is bug spray!
i really don't know if we have hair spray either.

[wwhinin]

im not a fuckin hipster
i wwouldnt evven let a fuckin loww life like yourself get anywwhere near my hair
thanks much
you wwould probably ruin it
knowwin you

wwell i dont evven knoww a fuckin thing about this place
my stupid wwriter wwont really tell me much
she didnt say anythin about bugs or dinosaurs though

wwhat about them

[unpunnyandshellfish]

[/gently breaks the fourth wall]

Oh, is that so? Because the way I heard it, she haddock enough of you, puns and all!

Couldn't take anymore of your carp and swam away.

oh hai

[tipsygnostalgia]

i aaactually
am gonna go out to the wastes and search bc there is actually a ton of cool crap out there u can find
when ppl get brought in other stuff just kinda gets dumped hterere!
*there
so im gonna go find more clothes and scraves n makeup with kanaya
so u might not be completely outta luck

[dicey]

Oh, man.

You're going to die in like two weeks!

[tipsygnostalgia]

you can totally congragtulate me for getting him to come play spiderchick
;)

[dicey]

::::\

8ut he's such a loser!

[tipsygnostalgia]

thats why it will b funny!

[dicey]

8luh.

Our players might 8e happy a8out it 8ut you're not going to get me excited.

[tipsygnostalgia]

tell me about it
i alreayd have enough shit planned anyway~~
i refuse to be exited for this
*excited
refuuuuuse

[dicey]

You sound pretty excited to me!

[tipsygnostalgia]

he is rly fun to wind up ok!

[dicey]

Oh, I know! ::::)

[tipsygnostalgia]

gets sooo mad all th time
wait
lsakdjlskl

WAIT
isnt this another of ur
lovelief interets???

[dicey]

Oh, God.

You'd pro8a8ly have to ask him that!

[tipsygnostalgia]

*narroes eyes*
~_____~

[dicey]

It's kind of em8arrassing. ::::\

[tipsygnostalgia]

lolol all these ppl showing up thinking thats comethings goingn on w you ppl are gonna start thinking ur somekinda crazy siren harlot thingy

[dicey]

I'm just very attractive!

8esides, who knows if Eridan we'll even 8e into me.

Not that I'd 8e surprised if he was or anything.