voicetesting. jin why are you so rude.

[pummelling]

Let me get this straight. You have one icon, and no game plan.

Are you sure you can do this? It's a nice thought, all right, but you might wanna leave the improvising to me. If you half-ass this, you're not doing either of us any favors.

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I CA NT BELIEVE YOu

[pummelling]

That's not the point.

[moneyballer]

Listen, homie-

[asher ur white]

If you're lookin' for a hook-up, you've totally come to the wrong website! If you wanna get your grind on, there are apps for that! I think there's even a special one for gay dudes.

[do u hear urself]

thisll be his smh asher face even when i dont have 3 icons

[pummelling]

[ASHER YOURE REALLY NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER] Seriously? [homie. asher youre white]

I'm just talking about this crazy chick trying to write me, bottom line! S'far as I know, she isn't planning on anything past that. And knowing what kind of weird crap she's capable of, I'm fine with that.

[kung jin has heard enough weird mk sex euphemism jokes for like THREE LIFETIMES]

[moneyballer]

[Asher could be a decent human being and actually listen to all of that like a mature person, but here he is. Being a turd.]

Hehe. You said "bottom."

CHRIST 1/2

[pummelling]

[pummelling]

Are you five years old?

[moneyballer]

Hey, hey!

Don't be jealous of this baby face and this apple bottom booty.

[dea R GOD IS THERE A MUTE BUTTO N FOR PEOPLE]

You can call me whatever you want, but you still look old as balls. So! Whatevs.

2/2

[moneyballer]

[Cue douchey smile. What camera is he even looking at? This isn't the office!]

I'll always be killin' it.

[pummelling]

[incredible]

Well, guess I got my answer: you're both blind and totally unhinged. Thanks for clearing that one up.

[moneyballer]

Are you calling me crazy? Well, u-uh, yeah! Yeah! I am crazy!

[where is he going with this]

C-crazy in love-

[With Bonnie, who will lose her job if he admits it.]

With myself.

[pummelling]

[he's not even offended anymore. just amazed. asher you are something else.]

Nah. I think you're just dropped-on-the-head crazy.

[moneyballer]

Dude! Don't be a hater.

[That's not the worst he's ever gotten.]

How's this tough guy, hard-to-like, smartass thing workin' for ya? Doesn't look like you made a single friend on here.

[pummelling]

Look again, man. I made one. [takeda doesn't count, jin, you were already friends and also he loves everyone]

And you still haven't convinced me you're not a total idiot.

[moneyballer]

[THAT MAKES HIM SO MAD]

I'm not! I got into law school. And I won a trophy.

[pummelling]

You must be so proud of yourself.

[feel that dripping sarcasm.]

[moneyballer]

'Course I am! With guns like these-

[why is he showing his biceps off to the camera]

Why wouldn't I be? I'm packin'!

[/sprays with insecticide

what a pest]

[pummelling]

[looks at skinny white boy arm

looks at own trained shaolin monk arm

smh]

And getting ready to leave, I hope.