voicetesting. jin why are you so rude.

[pummelling]

Let me get this straight. You have one icon, and no game plan.

Are you sure you can do this? It's a nice thought, all right, but you might wanna leave the improvising to me. If you half-ass this, you're not doing either of us any favors.

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[moneyballer]

Wait a minute.

[oh no here he goes]

Isn't straight, like, the last thing you are?

I CA NT BELIEVE YOu

[pummelling]

That's not the point.

[moneyballer]

Listen, homie-

[asher ur white]

If you're lookin' for a hook-up, you've totally come to the wrong website! If you wanna get your grind on, there are apps for that! I think there's even a special one for gay dudes.

[do u hear urself]

[cassiefuckingcage]

Dammit, Fuckboy stole my line.

Anyway, if your mun's anything like mine, you'll have more icons than you know what to do with in, like, two hours, so...you just keep doing you. Except less of a dick, maybe.

[sandstorm]

Has anyone told you you're just an ass?

thisll be his smh asher face even when i dont have 3 icons

[pummelling]

[ASHER YOURE REALLY NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER] Seriously? [homie. asher youre white]

I'm just talking about this crazy chick trying to write me, bottom line! S'far as I know, she isn't planning on anything past that. And knowing what kind of weird crap she's capable of, I'm fine with that.

[kung jin has heard enough weird mk sex euphemism jokes for like THREE LIFETIMES]

[pummelling]

Four, and there's two more. [anything to prove cassie cage wrong, tbh. even if it's sort of directly inhibiting him...]

I think you're overestimating how on the ball she is.

[pummelling]

Must've taken you all night to think that one up, Black.

[sandstorm]

C'mon Junior, you not got anything better than that? Gimme something to work with here before we go back to "your mom" jokes.

[pummelling]

No need. The biggest joke's already standing right in front of me.

[supahotfire.gif]

[moneyballer]

[Asher could be a decent human being and actually listen to all of that like a mature person, but here he is. Being a turd.]

Hehe. You said "bottom."

CHRIST 1/2

[pummelling]

[pummelling]

Are you five years old?

[cassiefuckingcage]

My mun's put out a restraining order against "having one's shit together." But finding awesome pictures of me isn't hard work.

[sandstorm]

[ wow rude ]

I'm not the one with an out of fashion headband.

[moneyballer]

Hey, hey!

Don't be jealous of this baby face and this apple bottom booty.

[dea R GOD IS THERE A MUTE BUTTO N FOR PEOPLE]

You can call me whatever you want, but you still look old as balls. So! Whatevs.

2/2

[moneyballer]

[Cue douchey smile. What camera is he even looking at? This isn't the office!]

I'll always be killin' it.

this entire post is a disaster dabs eyes

[pummelling]

You really think you're the right guy to give out fashion tips, Magic Mike?

[a beat.]

It's a Shaolin headdress, by the way, and it's not exactly supposed to be in vogue.

it well and truly is

[sandstorm]

Hey I'm getting laid while you're trying to find someone to top you with that thing on.

don't make me bring out my other account kimi

[pummelling]

[WOW??????]

I do not want to hear about your weird sandy sex life, ever, and you better stay the hell out of mine.

[pummelling]

Maybe 'cause you took them all, huh, Cage?

[standingonmyneck]

Unfortunately we can't put up our own reserves in games and write our own apps. Think of all of the hidden potential we could have as our own mundanes.

[Miss Cynicism.]

[pummelling]

[incredible]

Well, guess I got my answer: you're both blind and totally unhinged. Thanks for clearing that one up.

[moneyballer]

Are you calling me crazy? Well, u-uh, yeah! Yeah! I am crazy!

[where is he going with this]

C-crazy in love-

[With Bonnie, who will lose her job if he admits it.]

With myself.

[pummelling]

[he's not even offended anymore. just amazed. asher you are something else.]

Nah. I think you're just dropped-on-the-head crazy.