voicetesting. jin why are you so rude.

[pummelling]

Let me get this straight. You have one icon, and no game plan.

Are you sure you can do this? It's a nice thought, all right, but you might wanna leave the improvising to me. If you half-ass this, you're not doing either of us any favors.

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[moneyballer]

Wait a minute.

[oh no here he goes]

Isn't straight, like, the last thing you are?

I CA NT BELIEVE YOu

[pummelling]

That's not the point.

[moneyballer]

Listen, homie-

[asher ur white]

If you're lookin' for a hook-up, you've totally come to the wrong website! If you wanna get your grind on, there are apps for that! I think there's even a special one for gay dudes.

[do u hear urself]

thisll be his smh asher face even when i dont have 3 icons

[pummelling]

[ASHER YOURE REALLY NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER] Seriously? [homie. asher youre white]

I'm just talking about this crazy chick trying to write me, bottom line! S'far as I know, she isn't planning on anything past that. And knowing what kind of weird crap she's capable of, I'm fine with that.

[kung jin has heard enough weird mk sex euphemism jokes for like THREE LIFETIMES]

[moneyballer]

[Asher could be a decent human being and actually listen to all of that like a mature person, but here he is. Being a turd.]

Hehe. You said "bottom."

[cassiefuckingcage]

Dammit, Fuckboy stole my line.

Anyway, if your mun's anything like mine, you'll have more icons than you know what to do with in, like, two hours, so...you just keep doing you. Except less of a dick, maybe.

[pummelling]

Four, and there's two more. [anything to prove cassie cage wrong, tbh. even if it's sort of directly inhibiting him...]

I think you're overestimating how on the ball she is.

[cassiefuckingcage]

My mun's put out a restraining order against "having one's shit together." But finding awesome pictures of me isn't hard work.

[pummelling]

Maybe 'cause you took them all, huh, Cage?

[cassiefuckingcage]

Nah, just my legion of fans. The best fans of the best superhero in the world.

My selfie game is on-fucking point though.

[sandstorm]

Has anyone told you you're just an ass?

[pummelling]

Must've taken you all night to think that one up, Black.

[sandstorm]

C'mon Junior, you not got anything better than that? Gimme something to work with here before we go back to "your mom" jokes.

[pummelling]

No need. The biggest joke's already standing right in front of me.

[supahotfire.gif]

[standingonmyneck]

Unfortunately we can't put up our own reserves in games and write our own apps. Think of all of the hidden potential we could have as our own mundanes.

[Miss Cynicism.]

[pummelling]

I think I like where you're going with that. Maybe I'll app myself to a nice tropical vacation.

[standingonmyneck]

[She wasn't serious, but she was amused. A little bit.]

And hopefully, shock and horror, your dumped mundane doesn't ruin the experience with making magic loopholes by "making it interesting".

Tentacle sea monsters, alien invasion, murder mysteries, all of the food on the island poisoned with hallucinogens...

[pummelling]

I'm sorry, was that all of the 'interesting' there? I've dealt with way worse.

[he hans't dealt with any of those, but like hell he'll make that much obvious.]

Try beating the emperor of an entire realm at his own game.

i was directed over here by kimi. you're welcome.

[takeedabanana]

Pretty sure you've gotten through worse situations on less, Jin.

['sup bro.]

gently touches taquito's face

[pummelling]

Takeda! [there's that little dweeb. :')]

Well, that's a given. That doesn't mean that I'm about to ask for her to make my life harder.

[takeedabanana]

Who knows, maybe you'll luck out? [yeah he doesn't believe it either BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT AS WELL TRY.]

I mean, all things considered, there isn't much else that she could do that would surprise you.

[pummelling]

Heh, good point. Still, I'd rather not have her make me look bad. Crazy, I can deal with-- embarrassing, I'd rather not.

[jin you basically embarrass yourself anyway though.]

I mean, she's a big fan of Kotal Kahn's associate up there. I already don't trust her judgment.

*jumps on bandwagon*

[soldier_blade]

Actually, half-ass is a good thing for once. It's when they start really plotting that you need to start worrying.

Unless the job's so boring that you like being put into situations on your off time.

stumbles in a day late with starbucks

[pummelling]

Are they that bad, General Blade? [If Sonya's worried, maybe he should be. (Yeah right. This is Kung Jin: he's not gonna consider that.]

And I could handle it, but I'd rather not deal with her sort of 'situations'.

..I want starbucks

[soldier_blade]

I've been with this one for eight years...I can give you a list of thins she's put me through.

She calls it 'character building', I call it 'adding up to a hell of a therapist bill'. [And yes, she's had had therapy.]