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dear_mun2015-06-29 05:55 am
makeyoubarf) wrote in dear_mun2015-06-29 05:55 am
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Whaaat am I doooing
...well, yeah, I'm going to make you barf. He-llloooo, that's sort of, like, my job?
I mean, it's not my first choice of how to do things, but if you're going to risk your body with stick things like boogers and broccoli, you will thank me in the long run that I hit that button. And it's not like I'm yours in the first place. I need to go to Riley and make sure she doesn't do anything stupid. Like wear polka dots. How is she supposed to hang out with he popular kids if she wears polka dots?
Yeah, I thought so.
I mean, it's not my first choice of how to do things, but if you're going to risk your body with stick things like boogers and broccoli, you will thank me in the long run that I hit that button. And it's not like I'm yours in the first place. I need to go to Riley and make sure she doesn't do anything stupid. Like wear polka dots. How is she supposed to hang out with he popular kids if she wears polka dots?
Yeah, I thought so.
Poor Disgust, she tries so hard.
What's a shower? [Sorry Disgust, when water is at a premium you don't get showers or baths. Have fun with that because Furiosa is actually not nearly as bad as some folk are where she comes from.]
She doooes and nobody listens. Nobody listens and it's hard.
[UGH. UGH EW. UGH... TAKING A LARGE SIDESTEP AWAY BECAUSE WHYYYYYYYYYY.]
...how do you keep yourself clean? Do you keep yourself clean????
It's so hard being Disgust.
[Really, she's kinda bemused at the response this is all getting because wow, really?]
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[Not touching, but thinking about it. In fact. She's... yeah, she can't hold it. She's going to run off somewhere to... well... live up to her journal title.]
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Does this mean she wins?]
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Hey. I have another question for you.
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I'm listening. [Really this should be good.]
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Gonna have to be a bit more specific. [Aka: She is a hot goddamn mess and she knows it.]
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I'm not getting any shame or worry from you, like, at all. You're totally okay with the fact that you basically haven't properly cleaned yourself since forever, and are probably covered in more filth and disease than a public toilet. So, either you're ignorant to just how disgusting that all is, or you're Disgust is so suppressed that it's pretty much bound and gagged in your psyche somewhere.
Either way, it's not normal, and even though you're totally not my business, I have to wonder what's going on.
[Meddling is sort of her way of caring, after all.]
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Long story short, post-apocalyptic desert wasteland with extremely limited water. Trust me when I say I'm better off in the cleanliness and disease department than 90% of others.
[The Warboys were nicknaming their tumors. Like legitimately nicknaming them.]
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Post-a-what?
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Or near enough anyways. It's all desert now, so who knows how long anyone's really going to survive.
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...
Yeah, that sounds really terrible.
[She's trying. Except not really.]
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[Not like bawling about it would change anything right?]
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So, are you worried about gross things at all, or... is that part turned off or something?
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I'm... aware of things that are gross, but to be honest if I worried about, or avoided everything gross I'd die pretty quickly.
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