Whaaat am I doooing

[makeyoubarf]

...well, yeah, I'm going to make you barf. He-llloooo, that's sort of, like, my job?

I mean, it's not my first choice of how to do things, but if you're going to risk your body with stick things like boogers and broccoli, you will thank me in the long run that I hit that button. And it's not like I'm yours in the first place. I need to go to Riley and make sure she doesn't do anything stupid. Like wear polka dots. How is she supposed to hang out with he popular kids if she wears polka dots?

Yeah, I thought so.

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[makeyoubarf]

Huh.

...

Yeah, that sounds really terrible.

[She's trying. Except not really.]

[stickshiftshiv]

Pretty much.

[Not like bawling about it would change anything right?]

[makeyoubarf]

[Sadness will want to have a few words with you.]

So, are you worried about gross things at all, or... is that part turned off or something?

[stickshiftshiv]

[A short shrug at the question.]

I'm... aware of things that are gross, but to be honest if I worried about, or avoided everything gross I'd die pretty quickly.

[makeyoubarf]

You can die pretty quickly if you don't.