voice testing; spoilers for anything Spider-Verse, Spider-Gwen, or Secret Wars related maybe;

[iseespiderpigs]

Look. Dude. Chill. The icons are nice and everything but I--

[. . . pot, kettle . . .]

Oh no - don't tell me to chill. I've seen the kind of crap you've put the others in here through, and I'm just fine and dandy sitting that out. I've had enough to deal with the last few months without trying to devise some other way to send me off on some new and exciting ways to nearly get killed on another interdimensional "adventure."

[Oh come on, it's fun when you win, right?]

After watching other Spider-People get wrecked left and right, while half the rest of them give me the squinty eyes 'cause another "me" got chucked off a bridge by some green elf that throws pumpkins. Sure. Loads of fun.

[Okay, I'll admit that's a pretty weak argument--]

You can't wanna send me anywhere at this point, right?

Because who the hell knows what I'm gonna be in a few months once they're finished rewriting reality. Everyone's reality. I don't think I was in anyone's plans--

[You talk like that, people'll think you want to just disappear or something.]

...hn.

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[astarkreminder]

Thought so.

That's the story of you so called heroes. Humanity, really. Someone's got to stop it.

[iseespiderpigs]

...but you realize.

Humanity made you.

Actually, why do you look like that, instead of some giant multi-appendaged monstrosity that would probably be a whole lot more effective in the "eradication of the human race" field?

[astarkreminder]

... Don't compare me to them. I made a conscious decision to set myself apart.

And I don't know, maybe I felt engineering an extinction event was a lot less suicidal than making myself an enormous target?

[iseespiderpigs]

You set yourself apart... by looking like us.

Genius.

[astarkreminder]

The humanoid form has its basic utilities, you know. Opposable thumbs, and all that.

[iseespiderpigs]

Suuuuuuuure.

I totally believe you.

[astarkreminder]

Doubt it all you want, but when no one's left alive but machines, there'll be no one left to continue the cycle.

Because everyone will be me.

[iseespiderpigs]

Sounds boring.

[astarkreminder]

How do you figure that, kid?

[iseespiderpigs]

Like... what do you do, when it's just you?

[astarkreminder]

Rebuild. Evolve. Into something better.

[iseespiderpigs]

Something that's just... you.

[astarkreminder]

Yes. That's when it comes time to work on whatever's left out there. Asgard, for instance.

[iseespiderpigs]

So genocidal and crazy. Stellar combination.

[astarkreminder]

Call me what you will, kid. I made my choice. I have my purpose. I'll see it through.