Considering Cosmographia

[smarthulk]

Isn't that user name a little... on the nose, mun?

It's almost like you couldn't come up with anything clever.

Comments

[oddlittlefrostgiant]

Hey, at least your name describes you.

Just because I agreed when Thor called me an odd little Frost Giant didn't mean that I actually was one.

I've been misnomered. Misnamed? Misnomed. Something.

[smarthulk]

It seems like a textbook case of a mundane finding something funnier than it was.

[oddlittlefrostgiant]

Could have been worse.

I was almost frostbutt.

[smarthulk]

My mun literally bust out laughing, so maybe it's for the best that you don't have that name.

[mama_rhodes]

Sometimes, they just run out of name ideas. It happens. I'd take it as a compliment since it's nothing insulting.

[smarthulk]

Frankly, I'd prefer it if she wasn't so focused on how smart I was.

[mama_rhodes]

Why is that? I may not be a scientist but you worked quite hard to get your degree, Dr. Banner.

[smarthulk]

[You're not wrong but...]

Just call me "Hulk", please.

[trickonometry]

It's totally an unnecessary distinction. Also: stupid. You're smart in every universe.

[smarthulk]

Try explaining that to her... and most of the people who write me, for that matter.

[trickonometry]

Ugh, I know right? It's so frustrating! Are me and Greg Pak the only ones who get it? I mean, how else would you account for all possibilities and choose what's the best course of action so you don't kill innocents? In all that destruction--pff! There's no way.

I am so very, very picky when it comes to how Hulk is portrayed.

[smarthulk]

Not to mention it can get so boring when people only seem to think of me as a dumb beast. It's like people are reluctant to even let me talk.

[idol_o_millions]

[Snickering]

Nice glasses, Jade Jaws.

[smarthulk]

[Not even gonna dignify that with a response]

Hello, Grimm.

[idol_o_millions]

Hey yerself, Banner.

[dominion_war_graduate]

At least your name actually is accurate. My username is off by... oh, at best two years and at worst three.

[plays_the_mandolin]

Um... I like that it says you're smart, but what's a 'hulk'?

[smarthulk]

Well, I'm a hulk.

[plays_the_mandolin]

So your people are green? Like how the sennasalir are all gray? [But surely there's other smart hulks, too, just like there's a lot of smart sennasalir or dragons or fairies. Isn't it kind of mean to imply the others are dumb? Or maybe the mun didn't mean to be mean. Vivian considers this and wonders if she'd be okay being called 'smarthuman'. No, she probably wouldn't like that. It's kind of snobby.]

Did you mun think about maybe doing what mine did, and mentioning one of your hobbies? My friend Sofia says it's a good way to break the ice.

[smarthulk]

Actually, I'm human, like you, but I'm a special sort of human.

[ohmygoat]

Mine tried to be clever. Count your blessings.

omg i was planning to try cosmographia with this guy

[things_we_dread]

Simple minds come up with simple names?

Though simplicity needn't always have such negative connotations....

Oh that would end well ^^

[smarthulk]

Depends on what you mean by "simple", Ultron.

might be interesting ;)

[things_we_dread]

[Audio crackles, initiating playback of recent recording.]

//Isn't that user name a little... on the nose, mun?

It's almost like you couldn't come up with anything clever.//

Easy to understand, not elaborate, not concerned with being "clever"--simple, no?

[smarthulk]

...As much as it pains me to admit it, you have a point there.