What am I doing

[lordofjustice]

You seem like you're new at this, so let me give you a piece of advice: stop it. Now. Before I lose my temper. There is far too much still to do for me to waste time here.

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[cheese_for_everyone]

It's the white cape, you would look better in red. Of course it helps you stand out from the one everyone else knows.

[lordofjustice]

I used to have a red cape. About two years back I decided I needed a change - it's really as simple as that.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Did you decide you needed a change or did you simply become more homicidal towards the people you were trying to protect?

[lordofjustice]

Of course not. What made you jump to that conclusion?

[cheese_for_everyone]

I have a certain affinity for mental instability.

[lordofjustice]

... what do you mean by affinity?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Well it's what I encompass. I suppose I should introduce m'self; Sheogorath, Daedric Prince and God of Madness. Nice to meet you.

[lordofjustice]

All right, so what are you doing here?

[cheese_for_everyone]

The same thing you are.

[lordofjustice]

Trying to convince the idiot who thinks you'd do well in their headspace to let you go home? Fair enough.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Not quite but close enough.

[lordofjustice]

Then what are you doing here?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Well I was certainly summoned here by this boy but I wouldn't call him any rude names. There is no point and this is something of a diversion for me.

[lordofjustice]

Good for you. I have real work that I should be doing.

[cheese_for_everyone]

You would do best to hold your tongue or I'll do it for you.