What am I doing

[lordofjustice]

You seem like you're new at this, so let me give you a piece of advice: stop it. Now. Before I lose my temper. There is far too much still to do for me to waste time here.

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From an AU where he was a founding Titan. And also Superman's not-sidekick

[arach_nerd]

Clark? The hell are you wearing?

omai. Well.

[lordofjustice]

[Impressively, he doesn't flinch at the casual use of his name like that, instead just trying to figure out if there's any possible way he knows this guy. Then again, with the kind of power he wields it wouldn't be that difficult to make this person disappear, or at least insure that he'd never tell anyone.

But there are appearances to keep up, and it's not as though he can lobotomize everyone who annoys him; the other Lords would probably object, and honestly once he got going he'd probably run through the entire world's population. And he really doesn't want to do that.

Yet, anyway.

So instead he's calm, reasonable, and firm.]

You must have me confused with someone else.

Re: omai. Well.

[arach_nerd]

Ahh, alternate universe Big Blue. Gotcha. Sooo, which one. Mirror-verse, alternate timeline, Orwellian universe...

...It's totally that last one isn't it?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Well aren't you interesting! Not much can be said about your choice of clothes though.

[lordofjustice]

You jumped to that conclusion pretty quickly. Any real reason why?

[lordofjustice]

Everyone seems to be commenting on the costume.

[cheese_for_everyone]

It's the white cape, you would look better in red. Of course it helps you stand out from the one everyone else knows.

[lordofjustice]

I used to have a red cape. About two years back I decided I needed a change - it's really as simple as that.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Did you decide you needed a change or did you simply become more homicidal towards the people you were trying to protect?

[arach_nerd]

Eh, I know how my mun thinks and if he's not tossing me up against someone who's obviously the same person I know or close to it, it's probably something horrible.

Ultraman would've probably tried to kill me straight off the bat, so next horrible AU on the list that wouldn't have some sort of obvious stereotypical clue would be the Orwell-esque universe.

Plus he does this whole little snicker when I guess the terrible thing he knows right.

[lordofjustice]

Well, in this case I'd say you're wrong. The Justice Lords exist to protect the people, and we do a very good job of it, just like always.

[lordofjustice]

Of course not. What made you jump to that conclusion?

[arach_nerd]

The fact that you're calling yourself a Lord isn't exactly the way to get me to believe that statement pal.

[lordofjustice]

I don't see why. That's been the name of the group, all the way back to the beginning.

We have the power, and its our job to set the examples.

[arach_nerd]

You ever think that setting yourself up to be looked upon as a ruler might not be such a great idea?

[lordofjustice]

I would say we're more babysitters than rulers, and only that because we finally graduated from maids. But if people think that and it helps keep the peace, I suppose there's no harm.

[arach_nerd]

The more you talk, the more my belief that there's some kinda Utopian-style dystopia goin on around here.

What's next Kal? Putting the world in a bottle? Worked so well for Kandor.

[asupermess]

[So much uncertainty. She's never heard him talk like that before, not ever.]

....Kal? Is something wrong?

[an_abomination]

[Looks down at the S on his containment suit and then looks up at the other Kryptonian.]

You're Superman?

[lordofjustice]

[He frowns a little, puzzled.]

What are you talking about? Krypton was destroyed decades ago.

[lordofjustice]

Other than the fact that I'm trapped in some idiotic girl's head, I'm fine.

What are you doing here, Kara? I thought you were sticking with college.

[lordofjustice]

[Superman looks at the S shield on the other's chest as well, then looks up, eyes narrowed a little.]

I am.

Who are you supposed to be?

[asupermess]

You don't seem fine.

[Confusion piled on top of uncertainty. Something is mega wrong here.]

College? I'm not old enough for college yet. Am I?

[arach_nerd]

Huh. Guess Brainiac never shrunk Kandor in your universe. Ignore what I just said then.

...What does Lois think about all of it?

[an_abomination]

I'm Superboy, your clone.