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dear_mun2015-02-20 01:41 pm
chronologistics) wrote in dear_mun2015-02-20 01:41 pm
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no
see
i know what youre doing here
you and me weve been through some shit
approximately three years of some shit
and trust me you learn a lot about a person in three years
this shit aint gonna fly
like i know that the craving for the d is one thats pretty fucking hard to ignore
like pretty much everyone and their mom and their garden gnome could tell you that
but youre just going to have to keep on craving
it is 4 in the morning and there isnt a goddamn person awake to sell us some rocky road ice cream
besides i sorta like where i am you know
on the shishkabob end of the dogstick
two dogsticks
just chillin like a piece of meat all ready to go on the grill
ding ding come and get it
i mean
we failed
the universe is in a state of fuckall
jade got hit by a house
john cant seem to keep his shit to a single timeline??
rose is buried under a pile of dirt
which btw is fucking dumb because she deserves hella more than that
and kidbro was fucking late with starbucks
now why the blue fuck would i want to come back??
nah im good
i got a busy schedule full of a fuckton of nothing and you know how much i hate moving shit around
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Think we might be able to get up to some shenanigans somewhere, all your failings aside.
Maybe stir up some hella drama in the wrong place at the right time.
Brotherly affections always make for a good spice in a broth of tension and in our case I don't think that too many cooks in the kitchen would spoil the soup.
1/2
2/2
btw it took two swords to take me down
eat that
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Thought I raised you better than that.
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pot kettle
kettle pot
f u
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It's been what, three years?
Are you seriously not over that yet?
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there wasnt anyone around to take shitty prom pictures and plaster them all over facebook
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Some sweet selfies and tongue-in-cheek quips about who's gonna get whose when the sun goes down and the skirts come off?
Would that give you a little bit of closure?
Because you know, I'm here to help.
I can even put on the dress before they roofie me with a sword through the chest.
Would that make you feel better?
dear god what
dont you ever get tired of just being an obtuse asshole all the time?
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It's how I get my kicks.
Gotta find some humor in the nightmare-fuckup that is my life.
Otherwise I'm just some teacher-NPC who died for the sake of furthering the hero's growth.