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oh no
no
see
i know what youre doing here
you and me weve been through some shit
approximately three years of some shit
and trust me you learn a lot about a person in three years
this shit aint gonna fly
like i know that the craving for the d is one thats pretty fucking hard to ignore
like pretty much everyone and their mom and their garden gnome could tell you that
but youre just going to have to keep on craving
it is 4 in the morning and there isnt a goddamn person awake to sell us some rocky road ice cream
besides i sorta like where i am you know
on the shishkabob end of the dogstick
two dogsticks
just chillin like a piece of meat all ready to go on the grill
ding ding come and get it
i mean
we failed
the universe is in a state of fuckall
jade got hit by a house
john cant seem to keep his shit to a single timeline??
rose is buried under a pile of dirt
which btw is fucking dumb because she deserves hella more than that
and kidbro was fucking late with starbucks
now why the blue fuck would i want to come back??
nah im good
i got a busy schedule full of a fuckton of nothing and you know how much i hate moving shit around