Holy voicetest, Batman!

[outriddled]

Ah... Mundane, is it?

I see that you have finally created an account for me. Worry not, there is no shame in caving to peer pressure. It's all in good fun.

Now, what manner of villains will you have me arrest? The Riddler? The Catwoman, perhaps? It is a shame I must work without the Boy Wonder's aid, but there is nothing else for it.

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[outriddled]

[What. What is this peculiar text? Why is it blue and underlined? Oh, his mun is clicking it for him. It appears to be a reference to an earlier conversation. Gosh, this newfangled 'internet' technology is astounding. Hm... Hmhmmm...

Hold on, this girl is acquainted with the Riddler? She must be the new henchwoman of the week! They're getting younger by the episode, aren't they?]

Your threats are meaningless, Miss. While I am indeed concerned for my aide's well-being, he has proven himself to be perfectly capable of taking care of himself. I've no doubt that should he be taken hostage again, he will be right by my side in no time at all!

[skirtcladgunner]

...yes. Now say that in a way where I can actually take you seriously~

Jeez, I thought superheroes were supposed to be competent. And to assume I want to kidnap your sidekick just like that? [Sigh~] That's pretty rude. Do superheroes lack manners, too?

[And inside, she's laughing her ass off.]

[outriddled]

[... She used a sarcastic tone on him, but she is not a henchwoman? What is this twisted world in which Batman has found himself?!]

I... apologize for the misunderstanding, Miss. I assure you, I meant no harm by it.

[skirtcladgunner]

[One full of snarky teenagers. And snarky adults. And snarky everything Also, she would never settle for a lousy title like 'henchwoman' at this point.]

I guess you didn't, but are you always this lacking in the intimidation department~?

[outriddled]

... I beg your pardon?

[West!Batman hardly ever intimidates anyone. He outwits his foes, by following them through a scavenger hunt of nonsensical clues which leads to eventual fisticuffs. He's grown quite fond of that routine.]

[skirtcladgunner]

Hahaha~! Nevermind. So, you're really Batman. Who knew I'd ever run into you? Maybe it's a good thing you're so friendly.

[outriddled]

Well, I am a defender of justice. What else would I be if not friendly?

[Seclusive, violent and cold? Why, what sort of rolemodel for children would he be, then?]

[skirtcladgunner]

True, true. And that's good, especially since my Dad's not here to protect me~!

[What sort of role model, indeed...]

[outriddled]

... Your dad?

[He is not following. Is she the daughter of someone influential?]

[skirtcladgunner]

Yeah~ I have no doubt in my mind that Dad would be pretty upset if anything ever happened to his sweet daughter. [...'pretty upset' might be a bit of an understatement, there.]

[outriddled]

Of course. It is the duty of every father to put the wellfare of their children in front of everything else.

[If only you knew, Bats. If only you knew.]

[skirtcladgunner]

[For a moment, a ugly thought spreads across her mind that her biological father sure hadn't. On the outside, she laughs it off.]

Oh, completely! Dad would never rest until he made sure whoever hurt his beloved Moonshine was thoroughly punished~

[outriddled]

Well, Miss Moonshine... I can assure you that you are in no danger at all, here

[skirtcladgunner]

Why thank you~! I'm so glad to hear that. [And on the inside, Tori is laughing so, so hard. Having Batman call her by the nickname her adopted father--a supervillain Batman is way too familiar with--gave her is nothing short of hilarious.]