Holy voicetest, Batman!

[outriddled]

Ah... Mundane, is it?

I see that you have finally created an account for me. Worry not, there is no shame in caving to peer pressure. It's all in good fun.

Now, what manner of villains will you have me arrest? The Riddler? The Catwoman, perhaps? It is a shame I must work without the Boy Wonder's aid, but there is nothing else for it.

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[certified_sane]

...you really let yourself go, Bats.

[outriddled]

... My apologies, Miss. Have we met before?

[Batman would think he'd remember a woman dressed like a harlequin. She is clearly either a super villain or fellow defender of justice of some sort.]

[skirtcladgunner]

[...so this is Batman. Well.]

Speaking of the Boy Wonder, I hear he gets kidnapped way too much. You might want to do something about preventing that better, or people might start thinking it's intentional~ some of us are very concerned for his well being, you know!

[certified_sane]

Don't ya recognize Arkham's number one clown girl? Jeez, did that weight gain take a few brain cells too?

[outriddled]

I must ask you to refrain from making such snide remarks about my physique. I assure you, I am in perfectly fit condition.

[He's been eating his apple a day like a good rolemodel and often goes out for jogs, with or without bombs. Bats is simply appalled that someone would imply he's even remotely... 'big-boned'.]

*FOL* 8D

[viridisvespaquadra]

[Ohai. You probably remember the uncle. Now have the nephew and successor just... eyeballing you.]

[erodedbutterfly]

[What the...]

Woah, back up. You're definitely pulling our legs with this, aren't you? [She totally expected someone a thousand times more broody than even Robin can be. Heck, she's visited Gotham City a few times and this is not the image she was given of this guy.] Are you really Batman? 'cause it's... kinda hard to believe.

[outriddled]

[What. What is this peculiar text? Why is it blue and underlined? Oh, his mun is clicking it for him. It appears to be a reference to an earlier conversation. Gosh, this newfangled 'internet' technology is astounding. Hm... Hmhmmm...

Hold on, this girl is acquainted with the Riddler? She must be the new henchwoman of the week! They're getting younger by the episode, aren't they?]

Your threats are meaningless, Miss. While I am indeed concerned for my aide's well-being, he has proven himself to be perfectly capable of taking care of himself. I've no doubt that should he be taken hostage again, he will be right by my side in no time at all!

[certified_sane]

Yeah, for a shut-in. You ain't no Batman, that's for sure.

[Sorry West!Bat, but you don't have that BAMF Conroy!Bats has.]

[outriddled]

[Oh my. Sadly, Batman does not seem to realize that he's looking at the successor, rather than the Green Hornet himself. The mask is doing its job a little too well.]

Ah, Green Hornet. I trust you are well?

[skirtcladgunner]

...yes. Now say that in a way where I can actually take you seriously~

Jeez, I thought superheroes were supposed to be competent. And to assume I want to kidnap your sidekick just like that? [Sigh~] That's pretty rude. Do superheroes lack manners, too?

[And inside, she's laughing her ass off.]

[outriddled]

[Batman just chuckles softly, nodding his head. He's completely misinterpreting Terra's surprise.]

Yes, I am indeed the one and only Batman. I know that there have been quite a few imposters in the day, but I assure you, there is none more genuine than I. [That he knows of. Just wait 'till he learns about his 'other selves'.]

[outriddled]

[Batman is even more appalled to discover that his mun agrees with Harley. He is 'only here to look hilarious', whatever that means.]

I'm sure the... fine citizens of Gotham City will disagree with you on that matter.

[erodedbutterfly]

...wow. Y'know, I was expecting you to be a lot less approachable than this, especially with how Robin can be sometimes.

[outriddled]

[... She used a sarcastic tone on him, but she is not a henchwoman? What is this twisted world in which Batman has found himself?!]

I... apologize for the misunderstanding, Miss. I assure you, I meant no harm by it.

[outriddled]

Ah, you are acquainted with Robin? I hope he has not caused you any trouble. He may be a bit rash, but he harbors only good intent!

[skirtcladgunner]

[One full of snarky teenagers. And snarky adults. And snarky everything Also, she would never settle for a lousy title like 'henchwoman' at this point.]

I guess you didn't, but are you always this lacking in the intimidation department~?

[viridisvespaquadra]

[Ah, then Paul's just gonna have to play along. He's up to speed anyway.]

Very well, thank you. It still feels like yesterday when Kato and I met you in that stamp factory.

[outriddled]

... I beg your pardon?

[West!Batman hardly ever intimidates anyone. He outwits his foes, by following them through a scavenger hunt of nonsensical clues which leads to eventual fisticuffs. He's grown quite fond of that routine.]

[erodedbutterfly]

Yeah. He's a totally cool guy, even if he's more than a little obsessive with some things. And... uh, I guess you could say I've worked with him before. [Though honestly, she's caused him more trouble than the other way around... but that's a road of thought that's better off not being walked along.]

[skirtcladgunner]

Hahaha~! Nevermind. So, you're really Batman. Who knew I'd ever run into you? Maybe it's a good thing you're so friendly.

[outriddled]

Yes, that was quite a... sticky situation.

[Geddit? Sticky? And they were being turned into giant stamps? Ahhh, Batman prides himself on his wit.]

[viridisvespaquadra]

[A smile. Surprisingly cordial for one-time enemies.]

No hard feelings, I take it? What I did in your town was strictly business, after all.

[Maintaining a fake criminal rep. Hardest part of this legacy.]

[outriddled]

[Oh, Batman had a feeling all along that the Green Hornet had an ulterior motive. Everyone else just laughed it off. The problem with masked vigilantes is that you can never quite tell what they're up to.]

Of course. All's well that ends well, as I always say. Though, if you stir trouble in Gotham City again, I will not hesitate to confront you once more.

[outriddled]

Well, I am a defender of justice. What else would I be if not friendly?

[Seclusive, violent and cold? Why, what sort of rolemodel for children would he be, then?]