it's been so long come back to me deadpool

[whatfourthwall]

Just because you were being all nostalgic over some posts on that other journal website no-one-likes-anymore doesn't mean we're cool, RP-Lady. You've drug me through more games than Sir Mixalot raps about places he'd like to "jump on it."

And hey! What gives? No annoying yellow text to burn people's retinas with? Jeez, no love, no respect. You're lucky you've got the keyboard.

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[bullseye]

Bullshit, numbnuts! Are you seriously questioning my rep like this? For real?

[whatfourthwall]

Oh, don't get all offended, Bullycakes. We all know how big your dick is, and how you shoot anything from 2 miles away, in the dark, while it's raining, with your arms tied.

[bullseye]

[ok that placates him a bit]

You're damn right. Just as long as you don't forget it.

[a beat]

I mean, anyway, it's you who were the one begging--begging stormin' Norman to pay you.

Begging like the whore you are. Heh.

[whatfourthwall]

Ooooh, coming out with the big guns! And I do mean "coming out." Did you want you to beg you, instead?

I know you and Daken had a thing, but you can't have everyone, Bullsy.

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[bullseye]

You're projecting, Wilson.

[bullseye]

Who's sayin' I had a thing with that piece of shit? The only thing I had was a major fuckin' beef with him and I made that loud and clear.

[way to touch a nerve!!]

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[whatfourthwall]

It's what I do! Duh! Hello, hallucinations!

[deadpool's the best at what he does and what he does ain't nice oh shit wait, forgot about the whole hero stint]

Bro, not serious. Calm your tits.

[whatfourthwall]

...Unless you did and you're just being defensive, then hey whatever man, it's cool. One time I had a dream about rubbing a guy down with WD-40. We were on a beach and everything.

[bullseye]

[DEAD EYE STARE!!!]

You are so broken.

[whatfourthwall]

Yeah, probably.

[whatfourthwall]

But you like it.

[bullseye]

Psssh, don't hold your breath, kid.

[all those times together meant nothing hushup]

[whatfourthwall]

[they meant ~*~something~*~ to him]

Even if I did, I doubt I'd be dead for more than 10 seconds.

[bullseye]

[he will never admit it! >:(]

Yeah, I know. That's what the hamburger grinder was for, heh.

[does he sound fond of that memory? hell yes]

[whatfourthwall]

You sick fuck.




...Nah, it was pretty awesome.

[bullseye]

I know, right?! I thought it was a pretty clever and that'd make me the first to ever turn you into hamburger, right? That's pretty cool.

[then, solemnly:]

I was ready to become a vegetarian for this to become a reality.

[whatfourthwall]

Christ, that's pretty dedicated. I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or disturbed!

But then I remember who I'm talking to and who I am, and I think I'm really flattered. I'll make sure to keep wearing my promise ring until that happens.

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[bullseye]

Hell yeah you should be flattered! I don't put that much effort into killing just anyone!

[bullseye]

...you don't seriously have a promise ring, do you?

[whatfourthwall]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[whatfourthwall]

Maybe.

[bullseye]

[his eye twitches

and then he tosses a handful of cards at deadpool]

[whatfourthwall]

[right in the face-mask]

Dude! Joking!

[bullseye]

Just checking.

[whatfourthwall]

Well, at least you didn't carve into my forehead with those things. Seriously, ouch.