it's been so long come back to me deadpool

[whatfourthwall]

Just because you were being all nostalgic over some posts on that other journal website no-one-likes-anymore doesn't mean we're cool, RP-Lady. You've drug me through more games than Sir Mixalot raps about places he'd like to "jump on it."

And hey! What gives? No annoying yellow text to burn people's retinas with? Jeez, no love, no respect. You're lucky you've got the keyboard.

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[bullseye]

Let's make a bet, then. I carve you up, you're buyin' beer and hush puppies at Hooters. I fail--spoilers: I won't--my treat. Whattaya say, pal?

[whatfourthwall]

Do I at least get a head-start?

[bullseye]

Since when does Deadpool, the merc with the mouth, need a head start? You gettin' soft on me, kid?

[whatfourthwall]

Maybe I need to use the bathroom!

[bullseye]

Hold it.

Or are you trying to pussy out?