showing up three years late with non-mouldy sandwiches

[invisiblesandwich]

Welcome to the inside of my head, mun-dude, I'm sure we're gonna get on just fine, you and me and all the other mun-dudes I got inside my head.

...wait, what do you mean that's not how it works?

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[wherenoonegoes]

Yeah, sorry pal. It's the other way around.

[Your eyes do not deceive you Fred. This is a skinny viking idly scratching a big, black dragon behind its ear-flaps.

[invisiblesandwich]

[WHOA]

[big eyes bugging out] It is? That got anything to do with the huge dragon?

...canIpethimcanIpethimcanIpethimplease?

[wherenoonegoes]

Nah, the dragon's mine. And I'd be fine with it, but it's not really up to me. What do you think Toothless? Gonna let him pet you?

[Toothless walks over to Fred, and butts him with his head. Give him all the petting, strange skinny person.]

[tenacious_g]

Whoa...what's it look like on the inside of someone's head?

And why are you being eaten by a monster? -or is that your mun!

[invisiblesandwich]

Don't freak out! Mine's mostly food, and kaiju, oh, and there's a lotta plants for some reason.

Nah, 'sokay little man. I have a MONSTER SUIT.

[tenacious_g]

That's some weird head you got there. What's a kaiju?

Oh~ it's a suit! Is that your Halloween costume?

[baymaxing]

Er--I don't think that's....quite how it works, Fred.

[Hi bud.]

[invisiblesandwich]

[blinkblink]

[...blink]

It's not?

...Hiro!

[THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GETTING AN ARMFUL OF MASCOT 'COS I'M GONNA HUG YOU]

[baymaxing]

Fre--oh.

[Oof. The problem with being so small, everyone can just do this to him. Still, he seems more receptive to it than he might have been previously. Awkwardly attempting to return the hug a bit.]

Hey.

[thehirohewanted]

Other way around, Fred. We're the head monsters.

[invisiblesandwich]

...that's so freaky.

But how do you think we -

Hiro.

Hiro!

[POUNCING ON YOU FOR A HUG]

[thehirohewanted]

[OHGOD WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING.]

[weahioejawioejawoew]

[Going all sorts of tense and startled. He's not pushing Fred away, but he's still wholly unused to random acts of affection from most people, okay.]

[Not that he HATES the random acts of affection, but friends that aren't Tadashi are still a new concept as is.]

H-hi Fred.

just as long as they're not invisible

[nerdschoolgirl]

Um, Freddie... no, you're inside your mundane's head.

[But she's still very happy to see you.]

Snerk! I'm still not letting go of that idea, Honey, so when you figure out how to make 'em... :D?

[invisiblesandwich]

[HEADSCRATCH]

[huge grin, though, 'cos happy to see you, too!]

How'm I talking, then? Shouldn't I sound kinda like this?

[hands over mouth, mumbling, eyebrows up in enquiry]

still not EXACTLY science...

[nerdschoolgirl]

[She can't help but smile and laugh a little, because this is Fred.]

It's not really something that can be explained logically... we're just here because they wanted us to be! They heard our voices specifically in their heads and brought us here.

[hisbigbrother]

Wow. I'm actually pretty impressed your mundane let you out of their head.

[invisiblesandwich]

TADASHI.

[blinkblink]

[blink]

I heard you were here. It's. Um. Good to see you.

....wait, whaddaya mean by that?!

[hisbigbrother]

[He chuckles a little, shrugging a shoulder lightly. Tadashi is still getting used to his friends and his little brother reacting like that, like he shouldn't really be here.]

Just joking. I'm glad they did bring you here. It's good to see you, too.

[foundthehirowithin]

Yeah, +1 to the "that's not how it works" band. Except how they're kinda in our heads with reading our emotions and stuff . . .

[yeah, that's still creepy. um.]

So you're half right!

[invisiblesandwich]

In our heads?!

[mouth open, kinda trying to catch flies, or gumballs]

[preferably gumballs, they taste better]

That's WEIRD, man!

Oh, hey, Hiro!

[foundthehirowithin]

Hey, Fred. Welcome to . . . whatever this place is. Population: zillions of us. Like, alternate reality versions or something.

[lovesdirt96]

Awww, that's okay, Mr. thin face guy! It went the EXACT same way between me and my mun!

[invisiblesandwich]

[amused and cheerful] Why thank you, Safety Glasses Girl! It's weird having them in our heads, huh!

Or, um. Not.

[put_on_a_show]

You... have muns inside your head?

[invisiblesandwich]

Lots, I think! But there's a lotta space in there.