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[fuckless]

Kidnapped with no apparent escape.

Forced to face off with fucking terrifying monsters.

Crocodiles. 

An incredibly high likelihood of dying.  Multiple times.

Yeah, this is all sounding really familiar.  The only thing missing is the impromptu skydiving trip there.

I wanna say this sounds awesome, but I'm pretty sure I'm not up for round two of My Worst Vacation Ever.  Seriously, I haven't even finished round one.

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[devaastating]

[ And Vaas laughs. ]

I don't think you get it, Jason. No no no--no, hear me out, I don't think you fucking get it.

If we're in that little place again? I'm going to do the exact. Same. Thing. [ "The definition of insanity," perhaps? ]

And I'm going to do it for as long as it fucking takes to bury you in the ground permanently. For fucking good, none of this coming back fucking BULLSHIT you seem to be so fucking GOOD AT. The best part of all of this, though? I don't fucking give up, but you? It's going to fucking wear you down, Jason, because you don't have what it fucking takes without my bitch of a sister inking you up.

[fuckless]

[ After a long, long, long moment of silence... ]

You are a really sore loser.

[ Deadpan. ]

[devaastating]

I just lost my life. You? You lost everything. Family, friends, lovers...

You think getting off the island is going to help you? You think you're gonna look at the world the same way again?

[fuckless]

[ Okay yeah that one hurt. ]

Go to hell.

And if you think for even a second that I buy into your bullshit about just losing your life, you're more delusional than I thought.

You said it yourself. We're the same.

that was DEFFO the wrong account

[devaastating]

Maybe I was like you, once. But I certainly wasn't a fucking idiot white boy who thought he ruled the world.

LFMAoasfmafsoamsf

[fuckless]

No. Just a fucking idiot pirate who got hooked on drugs.

[ Wanna throw down, Vaas? Let's throw the fuck down. ]

[devaastating]

[ You idiot he was like 14 and enjoys his life.

Also fuck you. ]

Yeah, and you fucking know what? I knew when to leave well enough a-fucking-lone, man. But you gotta be an idiot thrill chaser. You gotta go around thinking you can do anything.

Glad you at least had your little wake-up call, motherfucker.

[fuckless]

Wake-up call? I killed you. I killed your stupid boss. I pretty much ended up owning both your islands. Maybe I can't do "anything" but I'm pretty sure that counts as something.

I've changed. I'm not same. I'll never be the same. But at least I'm actually capable of something now. And you wanna know the best part about it?

It's all because of you.

That's gotta suck. Knowing you're the cause of your own undoing.