Bucket party!

[pileofpails]

[Oh hey, looks like the bucket made the change from LJ to DW too.

It'll just sit here, being the nice little bucket it is. Yep. It's just a bucket.]

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[unavoidabubbly]

[Oh hey, a bucket.]

[Maybe she can put some ice in it for her wine bottles. It's not exactly the most elegant of wine bucket chillers, but it'll do.]

[pileofpails]

[Oh yay ice and wine bottles!

The bucket is a lonely bucket, and it enjoys being put to use.]

[pushedaround]

[ ...................... ]

[pileofpails]

[It silently taunts you like only a bucket can.]

[striderbeta]

[Fuck, it's a pail. Better stash it before some troll sees it and flips their shit.

On second thought....he'll leave it and watch the fireworks.]

[speakveryclearly]

[This time. This time nobody is going to stop her. She knows nobody who knows her well enough to object has been on D_M for weeks. Yeah. nobody. NOBODY. NO8ODY. None a the bodies. Nope.

In her canon, Kanaya Maryam has had experiences involving sucking with three different people, come into contact with one person's groin, performed one act that could be described as splitting someone in half, and in spite of all that by the Mother Grub and all her attendants, she has never been involved there in the slightest element of forbidden passion. In canon, she is a cold kismet-less fish who has not glowed for the past twelve months.

But by no means does she not know what it's like by now. Oh, no, no, no. She knows. She has had far too sweet a shadow of experience from her novels and other private material to give up now. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

And so help her god... yes, she is doing this. So help her god, she is picking this bucket up from the ground BY THE HANDLE.

WITH HER TEETH.

AS SHE GLOWS LIKE A STRIP CLUB SIGN.

LADIES.

This is incredibly silly and she knows absolutely nothing is going to happen, but it can't hurt to try, in the end.]

[wwhatever]

[Excuse her, her jaw is going to drop and she is going to blush heavily. What the hell?!]

[speakveryclearly]

...

[Not sure how to feel about Eri... something.]

[spideriest]

Wh8t.

[speakveryclearly]

Uh

Hi

[It's still just

right there

hanging

from her teeth.






This could go in so many different directions.]

[clonksukcer]

[You are in this thread, watching Kanaya pick up a bucket with her teeth and subsequently getting macked on by girl-Idan.

There is nothing about this that is not hilarious.]

shouldve known it man
shoulda known you cant trust a rainbow drinker to stay faithful

[speakveryclearly]

[You are being criticized by Dave fucking Strider, and quite frankly you could approve less.]

Faithful To Whom

[moirailcompass]

U-um.


Kananyaa? Is that yours? [Because if not...]

[crab]

[ KANAYA NO ]

Oh my god, what the fresh squeezed frond flipping fuck are you doing?! [ AVERTING HIS EYES oh no, this is terrible, his life is terrible, everything is terrible. ]

[speakveryclearly]

[Cool snarky poker face from troll hell as she shifts the thing in her mouth to allow speech.]

No one, at the moment. [Oh, Karkat.]

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Look away Karkat...look away, but it's just there...how can he look away. Not to mention the color of the bucket....]

[speakveryclearly]

[Comes up and slowly puts hand onto shoulder...]

I Could Get Rid Of It If Youd Like

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Why is your hand on his shoulder? He will 'as kindly as he can' shove that off.]

THAT WOULD BE THE APPROPRIATE ACTION.

[cheese_for_everyone]

[Just because he'll think it will be fun, Sheogorath shows up and makes it rain buckets. Enjoy.]

[cancercarcino]

NOT SORRY

[fireflyheir]

So, is the color supposed to mean anything?

OH GOD XD

[cancercarcino]

[John you SERIOUSLY didn't ask that, did you??]

[He's just going to keep AS FAR AWAY FROM THAT WHICH WILL NOT BE NAMED as possible.]

No! It doesn't mean anything other than being completely fucking embarrassing! Who even left this fucking thing here?!

[moirailcompass]

[Oh my God.

It's a bucket.

And it's red.]

[cancercarcino]

[WHY IS THERE A BUCKET HERE OH MY GOD.]

[AND THE COLOUR.]

[THE COLOUR.]

[BRB HE'S GOING TO PUNT THIS FUCKING THING AWAY.]

[crab]

[ HE HAS HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF THESE EMBARRASSING OBJECTS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

so. he is going to kick the bucket. bye, see you never!!

and then he's going to feel disgusting because oh my god he touched it, he touched it with his foot auuuuughauuagh. ]