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pileofpails ([personal profile] pileofpails) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-18 12:27 pm
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Bucket party!

[Oh hey, looks like the bucket made the change from LJ to DW too.

It'll just sit here, being the nice little bucket it is. Yep. It's just a bucket.]

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unavoidabubbly: (she know she bad)

[personal profile] unavoidabubbly 2012-03-18 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey, a bucket.]

[Maybe she can put some ice in it for her wine bottles. It's not exactly the most elegant of wine bucket chillers, but it'll do.]
pushedaround: (Can't deal with it)

[personal profile] pushedaround 2012-03-18 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...................... ]
pileofpails: (3)

[personal profile] pileofpails 2012-03-18 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh yay ice and wine bottles!

The bucket is a lonely bucket, and it enjoys being put to use.]
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[personal profile] pileofpails 2012-03-18 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[It silently taunts you like only a bucket can.]
striderbeta: (Knighthood chillin')

[personal profile] striderbeta 2012-03-18 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fuck, it's a pail. Better stash it before some troll sees it and flips their shit.

On second thought....he'll leave it and watch the fireworks.]
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with a smirk, pulsating brightly. (Aroused)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2012-03-18 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[This time. This time nobody is going to stop her. She knows nobody who knows her well enough to object has been on D_M for weeks. Yeah. nobody. NOBODY. NO8ODY. None a the bodies. Nope.

In her canon, Kanaya Maryam has had experiences involving sucking with three different people, come into contact with one person's groin, performed one act that could be described as splitting someone in half, and in spite of all that by the Mother Grub and all her attendants, she has never been involved there in the slightest element of forbidden passion. In canon, she is a cold kismet-less fish who has not glowed for the past twelve months.

But by no means does she not know what it's like by now. Oh, no, no, no. She knows. She has had far too sweet a shadow of experience from her novels and other private material to give up now. Nothing can possibly go wrong.

And so help her god... yes, she is doing this. So help her god, she is picking this bucket up from the ground BY THE HANDLE.

WITH HER TEETH.

AS SHE GLOWS LIKE A STRIP CLUB SIGN.

LADIES.

This is incredibly silly and she knows absolutely nothing is going to happen, but it can't hurt to try, in the end.]
wwhatever: (Pout)

[personal profile] wwhatever 2012-03-18 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excuse her, her jaw is going to drop and she is going to blush heavily. What the hell?!]
spideriest: (pic#2108196)

[personal profile] spideriest 2012-03-18 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)







Wh8t.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with faintly upquirked lips and eyebrows at a whimsical Terezi. (Uncertainty)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2012-03-18 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh

Hi

[It's still just

right there

hanging

from her teeth.






This could go in so many different directions.]
spideriest: (pic#1249649)

[personal profile] spideriest 2012-03-18 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god would you please just spit that disgusting thing out!!!!!!!! You don't know where it's 8een or WHO'S 8een in it.
speakveryclearly: Kanaya staring at her computer, flickering, doing her best not to let her jaw flat-out fall onto the floor. (Appalled)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2012-03-18 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait she HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT BRB dropping jaw and it falls out.]

Oh My God I Dont Youre Right
spideriest: (pic#1249588)

[personal profile] spideriest 2012-03-18 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Jegus, Fussyfangs! [ She hops up as the bucket ominously rolls towards her. ] Aren't you supposed to 8e some sort of compulsive neat-freak? What the hell's got into you! Ugh, don't tell me this is some a8surd human influence, 8ecause I will kick Lalonde's 8utt for you.
Edited 2012-03-18 20:32 (UTC)
speakveryclearly: Kanaya grumbling with one hand pressed to her face. Jade lipstick. (Frustration)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2012-03-18 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Well
Its Just

Its Kind Of A Rainbow Drinker Thing Okay
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with pupils reduced to dots at complete loss for words; interestingly, jade lipstick and eye makeup. (No Words)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2012-03-18 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Not sure how to feel about Eri... something.]
spideriest: (pic#1249673)

[personal profile] spideriest 2012-03-18 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Riiiiiiiight.
I'm going to need more details 8efore I can figure out how to react.
wwhatever: (Default)

[personal profile] wwhatever 2012-03-18 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eriell isn't sure what to think about this female Kayne who definitely looks suggestive with that bucket clenched in her teeth.]
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with her mouth closed, smothering laughter; her shoulders shake from it. Jade lipstick. (Amused)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2012-03-18 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well
Youre Aware Of The Reputation Rainbow Drinker Novels Have
Right
speakveryclearly: Kanaya looks down at a computer screen casting purple light on her intense face. (Serious)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2012-03-18 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Awkwardly... transitions to holding it in both of her hands instead of her teeth.]

Uh
spideriest: (pic#2108203)

[personal profile] spideriest 2012-03-18 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
How could anyone not 8e aware of their trashy reput8ions after having to put up with you for all this time? What's your point?
speakveryclearly: Kanaya jabbering snarkily. Jade lipstick. (Bored)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2012-03-18 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well
You Know In What Way Theyre Trashy
Right
spideriest: (pic#2108206)

[personal profile] spideriest 2012-03-18 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh! It's a8solutely scandalo--
........



oh my g8d
wwhatever: (Pout)

[personal profile] wwhatever 2012-03-18 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
hi

[Even this female Eridan isn't going to make a pass with this. It's awkward even for her.]
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with faintly upquirked lips and eyebrows at a whimsical Terezi. (Uncertainty)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2012-03-18 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Should I Rhyme That With Bye Or

[Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.]
speakveryclearly: Kanaya with faintly upquirked lips and eyebrows at a whimsical Terezi. (Uncertainty)

[personal profile] speakveryclearly 2012-03-18 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
So
Yeah
Theres Your Explanation

[...would you like more detail, her eyes do not ask.]
spideriest: (pic#2108205)

[personal profile] spideriest 2012-03-18 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Should I say good luck? Is that appropri8?
God.
I have no idea how to deal with this situ8ion, haha! Man, Kanaya. You've really caught me off-guard here. I'm almost impressed!
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