since she'll never be in the Marvel movies, here's Sigyn

[theladysigyn]

Dear mun (or whatever you're called),

You know how you often think you make bad choices? I feel that's relevant to this moment.

We both know that you're never going to do anything with me, so why waste your time doing this? I don't care if it was only ten minutes or so, that's ten minutes of your life you might've spent doing something more productive. Any why would you bring me to this place outside of the realms where there's so many Lokis floating around? Dealing with the ones in your head is quite enough, I think. And there might be a few Amoras in here as well. I don't have the patience for that right now, truly.

How about you and I just go read some of those fanfictions you enjoy so much? That will probably be a more enjoyable expe- Stop looking for more icons! Stop right now! Go play your video games. Go write your essays. Do something, anything, that's not this. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Lady Sigyn

Comments

[frodleikr]

Well done. Ten out of ten. Very convincing.

[theladysigyn]

Alas, we're not all as gifted as you at talking others into doing what we want.

[frodleikr]

My heart's a pitter-patter, Lady Sigyn, that you flatter me so. Although I woe I am not the Loki you seek, or mun perhaps? [ and doth his body rock up upon his toes for one measure of a second ]

[theladysigyn]

I gathered as much from your demeanor, but it's been my experience that you are not all so different, these versions of you. There are common threads woven throughout your various lives.

[frodleikr]

Surely you could only mean well by such an observation!

[theladysigyn]

But of course. What bad things could I ever have to say about you?

[frodleikr]

What indeed. [ He swears he is cursed by the Norns themselves. It's not his fault! He can't help it. ]

Allow me then, sweet Sigyn, to further disrupt. Come, share a cup with me and tell me your tale. [ Not sorry, mun! ]

[theladysigyn]

I can't imagine my tale will be anywhere near as exciting as yours surely is, but I suppose I haven't got much else going on at the moment. [She smiles at him, even though she knows full well she'll probably regret this. She frequently does.]

Lead the way, young sir.

[frodleikr]

Now you are truly flattering.

[ But look at your precious smile. Is it not enough that, in such a fleeting moment, the heart elates? Loki thinks it is best to burn brightly for a short while than to shine dimly at length. Boring! One should rejoice these tiny treasures. ]

So please you. Come, come, then. [ Take his hand, you know you want to! ]

[theladysigyn]

[She considers it, for a moment, but this Loki is younger than the one she is used to and it almost seems inappropriate. Instead, she simply follows close behind him.]

I must say, this is certainly one of your more interesting looks. Your hair is truly something.

[frodleikr]

[ His smile only seems to grow with every word she says. ]

Tell me of your Loki. Is he the one I hear so much of? The one who fears himself?

[embodimentofdesire]

Mmmm. I wouldn't worry about Amora. She's such a dreadful bore. Stick a mirror in front of her, and you won't have to worry about her for a few hours.

[theladysigyn]

Have you attempted this method while Thor was in the same room?

I hold out (futile) hope for official MCU Sigyn

[causingmischief]

Whatever the choice of making you, your presence among the rabble will be refreshing.

If you happen to stay, that is.

lbr if they bring her in it'll probably only be to fridge her for manpain :'(

[theladysigyn]

I exist to please you. [Sarcasm.]

my wish is strictly conditional on her survival!

[causingmischief]

Then this must be excellent for you, since I find your existence rather pleasing.

Will I be seeing you around the memes, Lady Sigyn? Perhaps you'll find entertainment that pleases you (and your mun) as well.

hallelujah amen!!

[theladysigyn]

And what memes might those be? She claims to be interested, but I also know her to be quite lazy about such things, so I can't make promises on her behalf.

[causingmischief]

I find bakerstreet entertaining for its activity and options. If you find a post you'd like company for, I'll be delighted to escort you.

Are you or your mun interested in trying anything in particular?

[theladysigyn]

She claims she's willing to try anything, which frankly has me a bit concerned. Nothing too troublesome, Loki. I am a proper lady, remember.

[causingmischief]

I promise I will remember. The memories will be quite fond, especially after all the trouble I intend to get you into. [And here's Loki looking much too pleased with himself.]

Perhaps a light thread will be best to start. There's the fluff shipping meme, although I make no presumptions of shipping to go with it. For something a little less cheerful, I suppose, for you, Lady Sigyn, I might be convinced to [- he takes a long drawn breath, like this is a great burden for him to suggest -] apologize for something.

[theladysigyn]

Apologize, will you? But Loki, whatever could you possibly have to apologize for? [Sarcasm.]

[causingmischief]

I'm sure I could think of something. Pretending I was dead a second time might have been somewhat unkind.

[theladysigyn]

...Second time?!

((AAAAH A SIGYN!! ilu~~ i love mythology and i love you))

[notblonde]

[[Sif, meanwhile, is just feeling sorry for you having to share headspace with multiple Lokis and Amoras.]]

AHHH SIF MY HOMEGIRL! <33333

[theladysigyn]

Lady Sif! You are here as well! I cannot tell you how relieved I am to see you here.