It's somebody's birthday

[scary_music]

Mun-chan! Mun-chan! You remembered Ibuki's birthday! But isn't it a little late for you? Such a night owl!

Ooh, though, isn't it too bad Ibuki can't celebrate her birthday at the Bastion? That's so sad! Where can Ibuki celebrate it? Oh, I know! She can celebrate it here, right? Right! YAHOO~!

Oooh, you have Thanksgiving on Ibuki's birthday? What's that? Ibuki has no clue! Oh, Ibuki knows!

THANKS for GIVING Ibuki a birthday party! No? No, that's not it? Ooh, turkey! So much turkey! We have a holiday like that! On the 25th of December, we have Kentucky Fried Chicken! ... It's not the same? But turkey tastes like chicken, doesn't it? No?

Ibuki hopes she gets lots of her friends at the Bastion for her birthday! That would make Ibuki so happy! Uwah... but they don't do applications today, do they? Oh well! It can be a delayed birthday present then!

[... for general birthday shenanigans assume party hats, balloons, games, cake, whatevers... and especially a karaoke machine.]

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[scary_music]

Huh? Huh?

What does that mean, Patchy-chan? You get a lot of sleep but stay awake longer? How does that work? Ibuki's confused!

[Aw c'mon Patchouli enjoy the spinning-okay she'll slowly bring the spin to a halt because nobody wants to get sick]

[heptagram]

Well... do you ever get really tired when you stay up really late and end up sleeping for a long time?

[Oh good lord that is so much better you have no idea]

[scary_music]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

Kind of! That's only half-true for Ibuki!

When Ibuki stays up a really long time, she does get tired, it's true! But then she only sleeps the same as much as she usually does!

[heptagram]

Well... okay, maybe that only really rings true for certain people.

[scary_music]

Mm, mm. [nodnod]

Anyway! Patchy-chan! It's Ibuki's birthday! Let's play twister!

[heptagram]

What?! Why that?

I mean, why specifically that?!

[scary_music]

Huh? Why not? Why not? What's wrong with Twister?

[heptagram]

I... don't suppose there's anything wrong with it... but why that, specifically?

[scary_music]

Who knows, who knows? It's just the first thing that came to mind!

Come on, come on, let's play!

[She starts setting up the game]

[heptagram]

...well, alright.

[It would be rude to just outright turn her down, right?]

[scary_music]

Okay, okay! Here we go, it's time for twister!

[she spins the thing]

Left foot yellow!

[And there she goes, left foot on yellow]

[heptagram]

[She also spins the, uh, spinner.]

Right hand, red.

[When are they doing to end up in a compromising position, though]

[scary_music]

[Timeskip to almost compromising position]

[Another spinner spin later-]

Oooh, left hand blue...!

[And Ibuki awkwardly reaches under Patchy for the spot... ooh, almost fell...! But can Patchy make it?]

[heptagram]

[Another spin.]

Right foot, green-- ah!

[She falls over onto Ibuki. Oops.]

[scary_music]

[Ibuki laughs happily as Patchouli's weight suddenly comes down on her, causing Ibuki to lose her balance and fall, too]

Iyyaaa~n! Ibuki has a Patchy-chan on her! So embarrassing! Ibuki's turning red!

[heptagram]

Well...

at least this is hardly the most embarrassing thing to happen with us...

[scary_music]

It's not? It's not?

Ibuki can make it more embarrassing!!

[heptagram]

Hm? I'm both terrified and intrigued.

[scary_music]

Are you? Are you? It might be the most embarrassing thing ever! Who knows for sure? It's a mystery to everybody!!

[heptagram]

... that still actually seems surprisingly interesting, though.

[scary_music]

Oooh, Patchy-chan is adventurous today! Ibuki approves!!

Okay! Here we go!

[Ibuki wraps her arms around Patchouli and... begins to roll with her]

[heptagram]

Ah--!

[Well, that wasn't what she was expecting at all. As usual from Ibuki.]

[scary_music]

How is it, Patchy-chan, how is it? Is it embarrassing?

[still rolling...]

[heptagram]

I guess a little. I think it could be worse.

[NOT THAT SHE'S SUGGESTING IT GET WORSE but that won't stop ibuki from taking it as such will it]

[scary_music]

Could it? Could it? That's probably true!

Then, it's your turn, Patchy-chan! Make this more embarrassing!