It's somebody's birthday

[scary_music]

Mun-chan! Mun-chan! You remembered Ibuki's birthday! But isn't it a little late for you? Such a night owl!

Ooh, though, isn't it too bad Ibuki can't celebrate her birthday at the Bastion? That's so sad! Where can Ibuki celebrate it? Oh, I know! She can celebrate it here, right? Right! YAHOO~!

Oooh, you have Thanksgiving on Ibuki's birthday? What's that? Ibuki has no clue! Oh, Ibuki knows!

THANKS for GIVING Ibuki a birthday party! No? No, that's not it? Ooh, turkey! So much turkey! We have a holiday like that! On the 25th of December, we have Kentucky Fried Chicken! ... It's not the same? But turkey tastes like chicken, doesn't it? No?

Ibuki hopes she gets lots of her friends at the Bastion for her birthday! That would make Ibuki so happy! Uwah... but they don't do applications today, do they? Oh well! It can be a delayed birthday present then!

[... for general birthday shenanigans assume party hats, balloons, games, cake, whatevers... and especially a karaoke machine.]

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[scary_music]

Huh? Why not? Why not? What's wrong with Twister?

[heptagram]

I... don't suppose there's anything wrong with it... but why that, specifically?

[scary_music]

Who knows, who knows? It's just the first thing that came to mind!

Come on, come on, let's play!

[She starts setting up the game]

[heptagram]

...well, alright.

[It would be rude to just outright turn her down, right?]

[scary_music]

Okay, okay! Here we go, it's time for twister!

[she spins the thing]

Left foot yellow!

[And there she goes, left foot on yellow]

[heptagram]

[She also spins the, uh, spinner.]

Right hand, red.

[When are they doing to end up in a compromising position, though]

[scary_music]

[Timeskip to almost compromising position]

[Another spinner spin later-]

Oooh, left hand blue...!

[And Ibuki awkwardly reaches under Patchy for the spot... ooh, almost fell...! But can Patchy make it?]

[heptagram]

[Another spin.]

Right foot, green-- ah!

[She falls over onto Ibuki. Oops.]

[scary_music]

[Ibuki laughs happily as Patchouli's weight suddenly comes down on her, causing Ibuki to lose her balance and fall, too]

Iyyaaa~n! Ibuki has a Patchy-chan on her! So embarrassing! Ibuki's turning red!

[heptagram]

Well...

at least this is hardly the most embarrassing thing to happen with us...

[scary_music]

It's not? It's not?

Ibuki can make it more embarrassing!!

[heptagram]

Hm? I'm both terrified and intrigued.

[scary_music]

Are you? Are you? It might be the most embarrassing thing ever! Who knows for sure? It's a mystery to everybody!!

[heptagram]

... that still actually seems surprisingly interesting, though.

[scary_music]

Oooh, Patchy-chan is adventurous today! Ibuki approves!!

Okay! Here we go!

[Ibuki wraps her arms around Patchouli and... begins to roll with her]

[heptagram]

Ah--!

[Well, that wasn't what she was expecting at all. As usual from Ibuki.]

[scary_music]

How is it, Patchy-chan, how is it? Is it embarrassing?

[still rolling...]

[heptagram]

I guess a little. I think it could be worse.

[NOT THAT SHE'S SUGGESTING IT GET WORSE but that won't stop ibuki from taking it as such will it]

[scary_music]

Could it? Could it? That's probably true!

Then, it's your turn, Patchy-chan! Make this more embarrassing!

[heptagram]

Okay, okay, I'll try.

... Ibuki. Get naked.

[That's not entirely serious but it would make things way more embarrassing, that's for sure.]

1/2

[scary_music]

Uwah! A perverted thing flew out of Patchy-chan's mouth!

2/2

[scary_music]

I see, I see... is this Patchy-chan's true nature, then? Ibuki never knew! It's the most surprising thing!

Patchy-chan wants Ibuki to turn into an exhibitionist?! Patchy-chan is a voyeur! Ibuki is absolutely scandalized!

[heptagram]

[Patchouli laughs.]

I didn't say you really had to do it, you know! I just wanted to make this more awkward!

[scary_music]

Oooh, is that true, Ibuki wonders? Is Patchy-chan teasing her true nature to Ibuki but hiding it behind a facade of jokes?

Okay, it's time for Ibuki to make this more awkward!

[And she starts reaching but-wait, no, Patchouli is in the way...]

Patchy-chan is still entangled with Ibuki! Maybe she should undress you instead! What a scandalous birthday party!

[heptagram]

Well, if it's for the purposes of making this awkward--

Wait, what am I saying?! Ibuki--!