It's somebody's birthday

[scary_music]

Mun-chan! Mun-chan! You remembered Ibuki's birthday! But isn't it a little late for you? Such a night owl!

Ooh, though, isn't it too bad Ibuki can't celebrate her birthday at the Bastion? That's so sad! Where can Ibuki celebrate it? Oh, I know! She can celebrate it here, right? Right! YAHOO~!

Oooh, you have Thanksgiving on Ibuki's birthday? What's that? Ibuki has no clue! Oh, Ibuki knows!

THANKS for GIVING Ibuki a birthday party! No? No, that's not it? Ooh, turkey! So much turkey! We have a holiday like that! On the 25th of December, we have Kentucky Fried Chicken! ... It's not the same? But turkey tastes like chicken, doesn't it? No?

Ibuki hopes she gets lots of her friends at the Bastion for her birthday! That would make Ibuki so happy! Uwah... but they don't do applications today, do they? Oh well! It can be a delayed birthday present then!

[... for general birthday shenanigans assume party hats, balloons, games, cake, whatevers... and especially a karaoke machine.]

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[scary_music]

Could it? Could it? That's probably true!

Then, it's your turn, Patchy-chan! Make this more embarrassing!

[heptagram]

Okay, okay, I'll try.

... Ibuki. Get naked.

[That's not entirely serious but it would make things way more embarrassing, that's for sure.]

1/2

[scary_music]

Uwah! A perverted thing flew out of Patchy-chan's mouth!

2/2

[scary_music]

I see, I see... is this Patchy-chan's true nature, then? Ibuki never knew! It's the most surprising thing!

Patchy-chan wants Ibuki to turn into an exhibitionist?! Patchy-chan is a voyeur! Ibuki is absolutely scandalized!

[heptagram]

[Patchouli laughs.]

I didn't say you really had to do it, you know! I just wanted to make this more awkward!

[scary_music]

Oooh, is that true, Ibuki wonders? Is Patchy-chan teasing her true nature to Ibuki but hiding it behind a facade of jokes?

Okay, it's time for Ibuki to make this more awkward!

[And she starts reaching but-wait, no, Patchouli is in the way...]

Patchy-chan is still entangled with Ibuki! Maybe she should undress you instead! What a scandalous birthday party!

[heptagram]

Well, if it's for the purposes of making this awkward--

Wait, what am I saying?! Ibuki--!

[scary_music]

Patchy-chan--?!

[Ibuki takes off Patchouli's hat]

There, there! Patchy-chan's pretty hair is exposed for all to see! So embarrassing!

[And she starts mussing with Patchouli's hair-]

Soft~!

[heptagram]

Well...

Okay, if it's just my hat, I guess it's fine. I'm not too scandalized, and I'm sure our viewers won't be, either!

[scary_music]

Viewers? Ibuki's on tv?!

It's the most scandalous live show ever!

[heptagram]

Not on TV, no! Just... just here!

... though, I guess we can't rule out that one of them is recording us!

[scary_music]

Oooh...

... maybe Ibuki can get a copy from the mysterious recording person.

[heptagram]

Are you really interested in something so, er, scandalous?

[scary_music]

It's a beautiful memory that Ibuki wants to keep in her archive!

It's imprinted in her memory forever, sure, sure, but it's more fun to have a copy to watch, too!

[heptagram]

... You're such a pervert, Ibuki.

[If she didn't think that this was a weird pairing already...]

[scary_music]

Oooh! Patchy-chan!

Why the accusation?! So cruel!

Nothing bad happened except for Ibuki taking your hat off, right? Right?

[heptagram]

Well, you do keep insisting this is scandalous, you know.

[scary_music]

Uwah! That's true, that's true! Patchy-chan, you win this round! But Ibuki's not defeated just yet!

[... and... for some reason, she starts rolling around on the ground with Patchouli again]

[heptagram]

[... because Ibuki is just really unpredictable?]

Ah--! Ibuki, why are you doing this again?

[scary_music]

Because it's fun!

[heptagram]

Yes, well... I'm not entirely sure I agree, but this IS your celebration...

[scary_music]

Aahhh... [She's a bit put out by the lack of enthusiasm]

Not even a little?

[heptagram]

Well, I mean, the whole being turned over and over and over thing is not always all that comfortable. You understand, right?

[scary_music]

Oooh... is that all Patchy-chan sees it as?

This is sad. It's heart breaking!

Ibuki needs to stop referencing tubs of ice cream and bad soap operas... what else can Ibuki do when she's sad, now?

[heptagram]

That may not be all, but it's enough of a part of it that tends to not be pleasant when my back hits the floor...