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I don't care if it does just encourage them: Yes, I absolutely have a problem with them using this pointless drinking holiday as an excuse to fawn all over Brian.

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"Removing" me, huh?

What if Grell likes to stay with

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I was only stating that 'removing' you at a human's request is indeed not part of my job.

That might have been what you meant, but it is most definitely not what you stated.

I think I could stomach to be remooooved by you. To a more private location.

This is hardly the time or the place, Grell.

Is that so? Looks to me like we're safe as houses. That kid's the only other person here, and he wouldn't read anything I wrote if his life depended on it. He'd rather be disemboweled.

Well, in that case, I suppose he wouldn't mind what we get up to.

I knew you'd change your tune. But I'm all the way over here, and you're all the way over there. It's too cruel, Seb darling! Curse this tiny computer screen.

Could we get up to disemboweling him?

We could, but you do have a habit of making quite the mess.

Someone like you ought to appreciate a girl who's not afraid to get her hands dirty.

I suppose there is something admirable about it.

But maybe let's not, just yet. Maybe let's prolong the anticipation. Delayed gratification, and all. I can wait. I've been waiting forever for you, you know.

And I do believe that little boy's about to make a god-pounding fool out of himself.

Now, now. Let's not be rude guests -- after all, this is his entry.

... Although I'd have to agree with you. This is quite the overreaction to some simple niceties.

You should have seen him last night, Sebby. He was having quite the tizzy over my ~interactions~ with his ~boyfriend~.

Touchy, I see.

I mean, maybe I was taking it a

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too far, but who could blame me? His Brian's delicious.

Do try not to torment him too much.

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I think I do mind. You don't need to befoul my post, you can take it somewhere else

My apologies, Master Christopher.

Are you actually crazy? Don't speak to me like that.

Of course. My mistake; I was only trying to be polite.

You're not. You're trying to make me angry, and pretending to do exactly the opposite, which is smarmy.

I assure you, I am doing no such thing. But I understand. I won't take up any more of your time.

You will, too. You'll stay here, talking to your ridiculous girlfriend, even if I leave my own post.

I'm sure our business will wrap up in short order. You needn't worry.

You're not even going to try to say she's not your girlfriend? You're really a piece of work.