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[twoshortlives]

I don't care if it does just encourage them: Yes, I absolutely have a problem with them using this pointless drinking holiday as an excuse to fawn all over Brian.

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[onlynatural]

The appropriation of the holiday for reckless inebriation is quite a shame, isn't it?

[twoshortlives]

I suppose you're going to tell me you knew St. Patrick, and he wasn't much for alcohol, or something.

[onlynatural]

Actually, I would have said that he wasn't much of a saint, but who am I to judge?

[twoshortlives]

No one, really. I don't know if someone like you should be judging anyone.

[onlynatural]

Isn't that a bit harsh? I am, after all, only a butler - but I doubt that excuses me from an opinion.

[twoshortlives]

You're not "only" much of anything.

I don't suppose "butler" duties include removing the shinigami from, you know, where I live, do they?

[onlynatural]

Unfortunately for you, no. I'm afraid Grell stays where Grell likes.

[twoshortlives]

The other guy would come and get her. Maybe I should call him.

[onlynatural]

By all means. But if you've trouble enough putting up with the likes of me and Grell, I'm certain that William will only add to your troubles. He's far less... personable.

[twoshortlives]

The fact that you're describing Grell as "personable" proves there's something wrong with you.

[dielikeyouwantme]

"Removing" me, huh?

What if Grell likes to stay with

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[onlynatural]

The fact that I'm describing Grell as "personable" is exactly my point. I did say William was less. Take that as you will.

[twoshortlives]

That may be true, but I really don't think it would stop him from taking her away, for me.

[onlynatural]

I was only stating that 'removing' you at a human's request is indeed not part of my job.

[dielikeyouwantme]

That might have been what you meant, but it is most definitely not what you stated.

I think I could stomach to be remooooved by you. To a more private location.

[onlynatural]

This is hardly the time or the place, Grell.

[dielikeyouwantme]

Is that so? Looks to me like we're safe as houses. That kid's the only other person here, and he wouldn't read anything I wrote if his life depended on it. He'd rather be disemboweled.

[onlynatural]

Well, in that case, I suppose he wouldn't mind what we get up to.

[dielikeyouwantme]

I knew you'd change your tune. But I'm all the way over here, and you're all the way over there. It's too cruel, Seb darling! Curse this tiny computer screen.

Could we get up to disemboweling him?

[twoshortlives]

I think I do mind. You don't need to befoul my post, you can take it somewhere else

[onlynatural]

We could, but you do have a habit of making quite the mess.

[onlynatural]

My apologies, Master Christopher.

[twoshortlives]

Are you actually crazy? Don't speak to me like that.

[dielikeyouwantme]

Someone like you ought to appreciate a girl who's not afraid to get her hands dirty.

[onlynatural]

Of course. My mistake; I was only trying to be polite.