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[twoshortlives]

I don't care if it does just encourage them: Yes, I absolutely have a problem with them using this pointless drinking holiday as an excuse to fawn all over Brian.

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[onlynatural]

The appropriation of the holiday for reckless inebriation is quite a shame, isn't it?

[twoshortlives]

I suppose you're going to tell me you knew St. Patrick, and he wasn't much for alcohol, or something.

[onlynatural]

Actually, I would have said that he wasn't much of a saint, but who am I to judge?

[twoshortlives]

No one, really. I don't know if someone like you should be judging anyone.

[onlynatural]

Isn't that a bit harsh? I am, after all, only a butler - but I doubt that excuses me from an opinion.

[twoshortlives]

You're not "only" much of anything.

I don't suppose "butler" duties include removing the shinigami from, you know, where I live, do they?

[onlynatural]

Unfortunately for you, no. I'm afraid Grell stays where Grell likes.

[sircassidy]

PSA: we don't have a psychic twin link. If we did, I would have, long ago, been like OH MY GOD RACISTOPHER. STOP IT.

[dielikeyouwantme]

And you'd stop him, if you did? That's too bad, really. He's entertaining, no?

[sircassidy]

No, well, yeah. But now I have to be embarrassed for him because his butt is a trainwreck of racist NO U-ing.

[dielikeyouwantme]

Don't make him feel too pathetic. His ridiculous attempts to get me ~out of his life~ have been the highlight of my day.

[sircassidy]

He's a buttstopher, I'm sorry. You're a cool lady. He just doesn't like anyone and it's not your fault Brian's hot.

[dielikeyouwantme]

So glad you agree. I am, in fact, the coolest lady. A lady to die for, even, and it's a fact - Brian is incredibly easy on the eyes.

But alas, he's only interested in juvenile young men.

[sircassidy]

Nah, it's good that he's only interested in my stupid brother. Otherwise, no one would be. Except faeries with stupid hair.

[twoshortlives]

Do you really think it's all right to have demons around, though? I don't.

[sircassidy]

Oh, like you've never seen a demon before.

[twoshortlives]

Of course I have. They're bad news. Demons, nightmares, trolls, vampires, they're all bad.

[sircassidy]

[twoshortlives]

Oh, come on.

[onlynatural]

I wouldn't worry myself too much over it. His sort of reaction to a demon is, after all, fairly common.

[sircassidy]

I know, but, like. We know a bazillion people and of course he's gonna be a dick about the few nice ones we meet.

[onlynatural]

Your concern is appreciated, madam. It's been quite a while since anyone has called me 'nice' -- Miss Grell aside, of course.

[dielikeyouwantme]

Don't get carried away with that, boy-o. I will not be calling you "nice," anymore. I absolutely shan't. Not until you let me come and see you

oh
no
sir.

What do I want a nice guy for, anyway, huh?

[onlynatural]

To your credit, I suppose you did say it while you were masquerading as a human. Still, a bit of a foolish statement, I must say. Surely you must know me better by now.

[sircassidy]

You're being nice, right now. So. Chris is just really high-strung. His parents have been treating him like a schizophrenic for his whole life.