[There are of course two butts in this thread then, because apparently Asura is one.]
It's fine to be picky now and then.
It's fine to be picky now and then.
[excuse you he is a gigantic baby... in a small package]
They aren't for talking, they are for sitting.
[And he proves himself wrong by sitting on his knees.]
So now what? Do you have a topic in mind?
They aren't for talking, they are for sitting.
[And he proves himself wrong by sitting on his knees.]
So now what? Do you have a topic in mind?
[yeah well you pop out of your dad fully formed and see how mature you are]
Ech. Fine.
[Flop, down onto his itty bitty bum-bum.]
Still, you're picking the topic. I don't want that responsibility.
Ech. Fine.
[Flop, down onto his itty bitty bum-bum.]
Still, you're picking the topic. I don't want that responsibility.
[Why are all the other abominations so much older than him, it's so unfair. Also most them are way bigger too. #eldritchproblems ]
You weren't talking to me at the time! I shan't be the one to untangle that knot!
You weren't talking to me at the time! I shan't be the one to untangle that knot!
[A vast and expansive darkness that is blacker then the deepest darkest reaches of space and filled with unearthly lights that are not lights raises up before the Mother of the Thousand Young and speaks.]
Ah, how interesting to see a another being like Us here. To think that a member of the Great Old Ones would honor this dimensional plane with their presence... Such a unexpected surprise. We had heard that your kind and The Outer Gods had little interest in the affairs of the countless lesser lifeforms that foolish think own the myriad realities they trespass on.
Ah, how interesting to see a another being like Us here. To think that a member of the Great Old Ones would honor this dimensional plane with their presence... Such a unexpected surprise. We had heard that your kind and The Outer Gods had little interest in the affairs of the countless lesser lifeforms that foolish think own the myriad realities they trespass on.
[BUT WHY.
Oh uh he's here. Maybe he can remain still not be seen.]
Oh uh he's here. Maybe he can remain still not be seen.]
[Well he's technically the moon right now. The moon that looks like a boob.]
...don't tell me not to be shy, I like being shy!
...don't tell me not to be shy, I like being shy!
. . . I should not feel surprise or shock to find you here, should I?
--wait. I'm not a kid, I'm in high school.
Oooh, Shubby-darlin', *you* found your way into this little-ol' multi-verse thing? Well then, welcome to the party.

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