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[earlylight]

What do clouds wear under their shorts?

[She smiles oh so serenely, her green eyes twinkling with mischief.]

Do you give up?

[This joke is so bad, Aerith. Stop. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars...]

Aw come on! I bet Cloud would appreciate it! Though thunderpants sound like they would be loud.

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[celestial_wizard]

[ PFFF wait no, what. ]

Thunderpants?

[ Do not laugh, Lucy, do not encourage such terrible humor! Except that's failing. God Aerith, that's terrible. ]

[earlylight]

[It's so bad it's good, right? Right?]

I guess it's better than lightning-boxers? [Loud is preferable to painful. Annnd Aerith is going to smile delightedly at Lucy's amusement. Another point for the flower-girl!]

[celestial_wizard]

[ It's as bad as Lucy's cheesy acting when she was trying to make her spirit friend smile. ]

Heeheee, I guess you have a point there. Unless they're lightning boxers because they run away quickly. [ ... but boxers that gained sentience and run away -- she's not sure that's something she'd wanna see. ]

[earlylight]

[Hey everyone likes a little cheese in their day.]

So more like a metaphor? [Less fun somehow. Yes she has a slightly sadistic side, what of it?] What's your name? I'm Aerith.

[celestial_wizard]

[ Unless you're lactose intolerant! ]

Something like that, yeah.

[ A grin. ] NIce to meet you Aerith; I'm Lucy.

[earlylight]

[Then metaphorical swiss for you!]

I'd prefer them to be shocking. [A grin because she's imagining a certain spiky-haired man trying to deal with them.]

What brings you here, Lucy? Are you having trouble with your Mun?

[gackit]

...Seriously?

[Not Cloud, but here's a tryhard teenage look-alike staring in disbelief. That was the corniest.]

Hi, tiny Cloud!

[earlylight]

[How can his appearance not brighten her day?]

No it's a joke, silly.

Not quite a chocobo, but... chocobraids...?

[gackit]

[The grumpy too-cool-for-everything scowl might do it, but ... naw.]

I got that much.

Are all your jokes that... goofy?

I dunno. He has the spiky thing going on in the front.

[earlylight]

[Are you kidding? She loves that.]

I don't tell jokes very often, so... [Maybe? Yes? Probably?] Can you tell me a better joke?

And he does give off little feathers sometimes... hmmm!

[gackit]

[Oh, boy. It's like Joule's sense of humour tripped into Moniqua's body. Not sure how to feel, here.]

...I'm the wrong guy to ask to deliver a punchline.

Yellow ones? :3

[earlylight]

So how do you know my joke is goofy?

[lost_turk]

........Not to be "that person", but...I don't get it.

[earlylight]

Are you thinking too hard?

[lost_turk]

Maybe...I mean, why would clouds wear any kind of pants under shorts? Why thunderpants in particular? And how do clouds even wear shorts and pants anyway?

[Disregard her "maybe", the answer is clearly "yes"]

[earlylight]

Capitalize the "c" in "cloud" and you'll have your answer! [Except not. It's just silly, Cissnei.]

[lost_turk]

Oh duh, that Cloud!

.....Nope, still lost.

[kittysdragon]

Gah. Though I guess my buddy Thorg would like that one.

[earlylight]

What's Thorg like?

[kittysdragon]

He's, ah, the Frog of Thunder. With lightning powers and a hammer and everything. He also likes jokes like that.

[iam_sephiroth]

...

Hmph.

[earlylight]

Are you trying not to laugh?

[iam_sephiroth]

Not really. I'm amazed at how people can call that a joke. It's not even that amusing.

[earlylight]

It's supposed to be silly. [She bites the inside of her cheek, not willing to bring up why it was funny to her. Cloud in thunderpants.] Are you well?

[iam_sephiroth]

I am well. Are you still tending your flowers within the slum?