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[earlylight]

What do clouds wear under their shorts?

[She smiles oh so serenely, her green eyes twinkling with mischief.]

Do you give up?

[This joke is so bad, Aerith. Stop. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars...]

Aw come on! I bet Cloud would appreciate it! Though thunderpants sound like they would be loud.

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[celestial_wizard]

[ PFFF wait no, what. ]

Thunderpants?

[ Do not laugh, Lucy, do not encourage such terrible humor! Except that's failing. God Aerith, that's terrible. ]

[earlylight]

[It's so bad it's good, right? Right?]

I guess it's better than lightning-boxers? [Loud is preferable to painful. Annnd Aerith is going to smile delightedly at Lucy's amusement. Another point for the flower-girl!]

[celestial_wizard]

[ It's as bad as Lucy's cheesy acting when she was trying to make her spirit friend smile. ]

Heeheee, I guess you have a point there. Unless they're lightning boxers because they run away quickly. [ ... but boxers that gained sentience and run away -- she's not sure that's something she'd wanna see. ]

[earlylight]

[Hey everyone likes a little cheese in their day.]

So more like a metaphor? [Less fun somehow. Yes she has a slightly sadistic side, what of it?] What's your name? I'm Aerith.

[celestial_wizard]

[ Unless you're lactose intolerant! ]

Something like that, yeah.

[ A grin. ] NIce to meet you Aerith; I'm Lucy.

[earlylight]

[Then metaphorical swiss for you!]

I'd prefer them to be shocking. [A grin because she's imagining a certain spiky-haired man trying to deal with them.]

What brings you here, Lucy? Are you having trouble with your Mun?

[celestial_wizard]

[ She stifled a laugh. Oh the puns. ] I feel a little sorry for whoever would have to wear something like that - unless they were immune to lightning anyway.

Mm, me? No, we get along relatively well. Well, she made me eat some enchanted candy in the game I'm a part of, so that sparks and fire come out whenever I talk. My friend has speech bubbles - he thinks it's hilarious.

What about you?

[earlylight]

I think he'd be alright. [...ahem. Maybe. Little Cloud might not like it so much. Aerith stahp.]

Do you have any left over? [Enchanted candy ftw! A great way to pass the time if...she doesn't melt from the fire or get crushed by a speech bubble.]

I don't really have a home, but I do visit memes now and then.

[celestial_wizard]

You must be pretty good friends with him. [ Terrible Aerith. Terrible. Though she did briefly contemplate shocking boxers and then realized she was thinking about her partner's boxers and .. ACK. ]

Aah-um.! Yes, well, yes but are you sure you want them? There's some pixie sticks and taffy- I don't advise eating the taffy though. [ Unless you wanna get stuck to the first person you touch. ]

Ah.. My mundane is wary of sending me into memes. [ Speaking of homes though! ] Oh? Are you looking for one?

[earlylight]

I like him a lot! [Always has, really. Cloud is such a grump, how can she not love him? Plus his added sarcasm is just too amazing. How can she not dress him up as a woman?]

What do they do? I'd like to do some research before I try them. [Research being talking to Lucy and taking her word for them. That's totally safe, right?]

They can be fun! But... She's careful which ones she chooses for me. [She tilts her head, bringing a hand to her chin.] I've been thinking about it for some time.

[celestial_wizard]

That's really great! [ It's nice to see someone so up front with their feelings. Lucy should take a page from Aerith's book. ]

Oh! Well um.. if you eat the taffy you get stuck to who you touch. The Twizzlers make you smell like strawberries - the red hots make you cough balls of fire. Um.. the gum makes words come out as bubbles - the.. skittles turn you rainbow colored -- or part of you anyway --

The starburst makes stars spill out of your mouth and explode into sparkles - swedish fish make you speak Swedish. The hershey's kiss make you want to kiss someone --erm.. the pixie sticks give you wings for a little while, and the snickers make you laugh a lot.

[ Thinking a moment. ] What kind of a game does she look at for you?

[earlylight]

[It's her turn to giggle.]

Hmmm I'll have to try the Twizzlers, the Skittles, the Pixie Sticks and the Snickers!

[She'll be overloaded with sugar!]

Then I'll be a strawberry scented, rainbow, winged, laughing flower-girl!

[gackit]

...Seriously?

[Not Cloud, but here's a tryhard teenage look-alike staring in disbelief. That was the corniest.]

Hi, tiny Cloud!

[earlylight]

[How can his appearance not brighten her day?]

No it's a joke, silly.

Not quite a chocobo, but... chocobraids...?

[gackit]

[The grumpy too-cool-for-everything scowl might do it, but ... naw.]

I got that much.

Are all your jokes that... goofy?

I dunno. He has the spiky thing going on in the front.

[earlylight]

[Are you kidding? She loves that.]

I don't tell jokes very often, so... [Maybe? Yes? Probably?] Can you tell me a better joke?

And he does give off little feathers sometimes... hmmm!

[gackit]

[Oh, boy. It's like Joule's sense of humour tripped into Moniqua's body. Not sure how to feel, here.]

...I'm the wrong guy to ask to deliver a punchline.

[lost_turk]

........Not to be "that person", but...I don't get it.

[earlylight]

Are you thinking too hard?

Yellow ones? :3

[earlylight]

So how do you know my joke is goofy?

[lost_turk]

Maybe...I mean, why would clouds wear any kind of pants under shorts? Why thunderpants in particular? And how do clouds even wear shorts and pants anyway?

[Disregard her "maybe", the answer is clearly "yes"]

[earlylight]

Capitalize the "c" in "cloud" and you'll have your answer! [Except not. It's just silly, Cissnei.]

[lost_turk]

Oh duh, that Cloud!

.....Nope, still lost.

Blue~ |D;;

[gackit]

...

[HUFF. She got him there, but it's not like he'll admit it.]

I said I don't deliver them, that's all. I still end up hearing that stuff...

[earlylight]

[She laughs and pulls Cissnei into a one armed hug.]

It is a little funny to imagine him with thunderpants though, isn't it?