rusty muse is rusty; upd8 spoilers

[bl1ndfolds33r]

C4N W3 DO TH1S L4T3R
TRY1NG TO R3G41N CONTROL OF MY L1F3 H3R3
GOT 4 B1TCH TO ST4B B3FOR3 1 BL33D OUT

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oh my god didnt i just get done saying that everything is daisies??
jades stupid mutts are really terribly trained though
she should probably fire the asshole who taught them how to heel
whatever my point is its going to be ok

[bl1ndfolds33r]

[She taps her nose.]

MY 3Y3S M1GHT WORK NOW BUT TH4T DO3SNT M34N MY NOS3 DO3SNT
1 C4N ST1LL SM3LL WH3N YOUR3 LY1NG COOLK1D

[This is of course completely false. She gives an aggravated sigh.]

MY MUN TH1NKS 1TLL WORK OUT TOO BUT 1N TH3 M34NT1M3 3V3RYON3 1 C4R3 4BOUT 1S D34D
3V3RYON3 1S D34D 4ND 1M STUCK 1N H3R3 UNT1L MY MUN D3C1D3S TO L3T M3 UPD4T3 TO TH3 N3XT M4GN1F1C3NT 3V3NT

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[He crosses his arms, but it does very little in hiding the way his shoulders drop, as if under a heavy weight.]

well johns still rockin and rollin im sure
hes bound to have some kind of plan
and its probably going to be eerily similar to one of his dumb movies
nerdy tryhard barges in
saves all our damsel in distress asses
saves the universe
hooks up with our choice hot mom
then pops out a baseball team full of bespectacled swagbrats and lives happily ever fucking after
kidbros boppin around too
though who even knows where the fuck he is
i wish i could say im surprised to know hes being fashionably late to this shindig
but im not
anyway if john doesnt have a plan it would be nigh impossible that kidbro wont
theyll have some kind of hero convention and bail us out of our bullshit

[They have to. Because they're the real heroes in this story.]

until then its best to just not overthink these things

[bl1ndfolds33r]

1 GU3SS

[She gives a halfhearted grin.]

1 HOP3 TH3Y L3T M3 G3T 4 F3W ST4BS 1N B3FOR3 TH3Y S4V3 TH3 US 4ND TH3 UN1V3RS3
4 G1RLS GOT H3R N33DS

omg Homestuck quirks on a phone is painful

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[What he's not going to say is that it would be nice if it was a little more than half-hearted. Terezi Pyrope may have a mouth full of sharkteeth ready to swallow any man or troll alive, but she has a killer smile. Dangerous. It's all part of her appeal. Dave snickers, shoulders bobbing, and reaches up to tap his shades back into place when they slide to the end of his nose.]

haha oh man
jades dog is an asshole
kanayas slicing bullshit juggalos in half
karkats swan diving in goddamn lava
and youre STILL hitting on me
how surprising said no one ever

[He's joking, of course -- the ship has sailed -- but the sooner they stop talking about him being dead, about everyone being dead, the fucking better.]

[bl1ndfolds33r]

1 4M 4S A ROCK 1N TH3 P4TH OF TH1S R1V3R OF SH1TH1V3 M4GGOTS
SOM3TH1NGS GOT TO ST4Y R3L14BL3
M1GHT 4S W3LL B3 M3 >:]

[She knows Dave--knows when he's trying to change the subject. Playing along's the least she can do. Her grin's getting a little wobbly though.]