UPD8.

[rapping]

dude
dont make fun of my rad fucking bromance
its not like i have a lot of options for entertainment on a fucking spaceship
besides the mayor is fucking awesome
he has a giant labrynth of tab cans
that shit takes creativity
theres a reason tz and i hang out with him
hes a fucking mastermind of the craft
a fucking da vinci in a world where art is lost to the fucking ages
besides its either hang out in can town or deal with karkat bitching and moaning about stupid shit
he flips his shit over cornflakes not looking like corn
dont take what he says seriously

Comments

[ex_cantown631]

[ hey bro ]

FUCK HOMESTUCK HTML GODDAMMIT

[rapping]

[hell.

fucking.

yes.]

sup man

LMFAOMSDKLAF

[ex_cantown631]

[ nm nm

got cans to order, town ordinances to sign, new borders to establish. shit's gone global since the town had to be relocated after its intrepid mayor's harrowing near-death experience ]

[tipsygnostalgia]

i think we shoudl talk about the fact u think im a chioce babe
;)
*choice

[rapping]

[OH MY GOD ROXY SHUT UP]

look
i had a luke skywalker awkward incest moment
the first rule of star wars is they dont fucking talk about it
until the last movie
so lets not talk about it
sweet
now that thats out of the way
sup

[tipsygnostalgia]

[NOPE NEVER]

its actually pretty funy though
and kinda sad
*funny
of course a strider finally notices me and it has to be the ectoson
plus i think u had a skywalker moment more than once
what was rose wonking about
but ok
sup

[timaeus_testified]

God fuck.
This is like watching a trainwreck in progress.
Why did he ever think being the 'Bad Boyfriend' cliche would work?
I've got second hand embarrassment going on here.
Somewhere back home every guy that isn't you or him are wincing and feeling the storm coming.

[rapping]

hes getting pissed off for no fucking reason
it was hilarious at first
making karkat have an aneurysm is pretty much the only hobby i have on this fucking spaceship
but god fucking dammit its starting to piss me off
he stalks me dude
day and night
like a fucking creep
i feel like mariah carey when eminem started releasing their sexts to perez hilton dude
its fucked up
i feel violated
and that shit needs to stop
im about to chuck him out an airlock because he keeps breathing down my neck
and i mean that shit literally
fuck its not like were actually doing anything weird
were just hanging out
listening to sick jams and drawing on walls and shit
i mean she licks the walls sometimes but whatever thats not weird or anything
shes blind you know
she cant see shit unless she licks shit
which was weird at first but you get used to it
shes actually pretty cool
talented too with art and shit
but yeah karkats a dumbass seriously
its fucking annoying

[timaeus_testified]

Before you take a huge rage crap all over this situation, let her handle it.
And if you snap before that, you know where to strike.

Tell me we're not going to be subjected to much of this in the city.

[god_not_goth]

And finally I've met three of the four human gods.

[rapping]

sup

[god_not_goth]

Not much. I do appreciate you are more sociable than Chronos.

[nukeoleptic]

oh wow
i am caught between wanting to know
.........
and really really not wanting to know

[rapping]

karkat is a dumbass
thats all you need to know

[nukeoleptic]

is he jealous about you and terezi?? :o
omg i was afraid that would happen

[cantankerouscrab]

FUCK YOU, STRIDER.
I AM MORE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THAN YOU ARE ABOUT YOUR IRONY BULLSHIT.
WHICH YOU CAN TAKE AND STRANGLE YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PROTEIN CHUTE WITH.
I AM GOING TO TALK AND YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING LISTEN.

Y E S

[rapping]

holy shit dude
seriously
you cant even put together a coherent thought long enough to spit out what you want to say
weve been on that fucking rock for a year
and you havent done anything but fume at me from behind a fucking couch or something equally creepy
so spill it swimfan
what
the fuck
is up

H E L L

[cantankerouscrab]

WHAT?
WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
OKAY, I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO ACTUALLY AGREE TO LISTEN.
IS THIS SOME MORE OF YOUR IRONY CRAP.
I CAN NEVER TELL WHEN YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS, IT'S INFURIATING.

[synesthesic]

OH MY GOD
DO YOU 3V3R L1ST3N TO YOURS3LF?

[synesthesic]

H3 W4S VOT3D 1NTO OFF1C3 W1TH TH3 W3LL W1SH3S OF H1S P3OPL3!
>:O
NO ON3 C4N R3FUT3 H1S R1GHT TO TH3 T1N THRON3 OF C4N TOWN

[rapping]

i fucking know right
ousting him from his position is a fucking hate crime
we should take him to the can united nations
fuck the police we have to get this shit on lock

[g4llowscal1brator]

1 C4NT B3L13V3 H3 4CTU4LLY W3NT THROUGH W1TH 1T
1T WOULD B3 ON3 TH1NG 1F H3 JUST T4LK3D TO YOU
BUT TH1S

[rapping]

he put his hands on the cape tz
hes getting his shit wrecked

[Okay, he's kidding, but.]

[clonksukcer]

so on a scale of one to sweet bro and hella jeff nancho parties
how balling a place is can town?
can you even measure realness like that?

[unavoidabubbly]

who caarez wat conflakes look liek
they taste good w vodka & milk
thats all there is 2 it

also hai thar davvveeee
;)