UPD8.

[rapping]

dude
dont make fun of my rad fucking bromance
its not like i have a lot of options for entertainment on a fucking spaceship
besides the mayor is fucking awesome
he has a giant labrynth of tab cans
that shit takes creativity
theres a reason tz and i hang out with him
hes a fucking mastermind of the craft
a fucking da vinci in a world where art is lost to the fucking ages
besides its either hang out in can town or deal with karkat bitching and moaning about stupid shit
he flips his shit over cornflakes not looking like corn
dont take what he says seriously

Comments

[ex_cantown631]

[ hey bro ]

FUCK HOMESTUCK HTML GODDAMMIT

[rapping]

[hell.

fucking.

yes.]

sup man

[tipsygnostalgia]

i think we shoudl talk about the fact u think im a chioce babe
;)
*choice

[rapping]

[OH MY GOD ROXY SHUT UP]

look
i had a luke skywalker awkward incest moment
the first rule of star wars is they dont fucking talk about it
until the last movie
so lets not talk about it
sweet
now that thats out of the way
sup

LMFAOMSDKLAF

[ex_cantown631]

[ nm nm

got cans to order, town ordinances to sign, new borders to establish. shit's gone global since the town had to be relocated after its intrepid mayor's harrowing near-death experience ]

[rapping]

shit bro
sounds rough
need some help with building another skyscraper
im pretty sure can trump tower is lacking in the skyscraper department
you cant have a fucking financial district without at least six skyscraper

[fuck bro this is like basic shit come on man]

[timaeus_testified]

God fuck.
This is like watching a trainwreck in progress.
Why did he ever think being the 'Bad Boyfriend' cliche would work?
I've got second hand embarrassment going on here.
Somewhere back home every guy that isn't you or him are wincing and feeling the storm coming.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[NOPE NEVER]

its actually pretty funy though
and kinda sad
*funny
of course a strider finally notices me and it has to be the ectoson
plus i think u had a skywalker moment more than once
what was rose wonking about
but ok
sup

[god_not_goth]

And finally I've met three of the four human gods.

[ex_cantown631]

[ what are you even talking about

can trump tower was kept small to preserve the view!!! can condos sent a very firmly worded letter to them all about this, didn't you read that memo

just think of the chaos if they allowed skyscrapers

order would be ruined!!!!! ]

[rapping]

hes getting pissed off for no fucking reason
it was hilarious at first
making karkat have an aneurysm is pretty much the only hobby i have on this fucking spaceship
but god fucking dammit its starting to piss me off
he stalks me dude
day and night
like a fucking creep
i feel like mariah carey when eminem started releasing their sexts to perez hilton dude
its fucked up
i feel violated
and that shit needs to stop
im about to chuck him out an airlock because he keeps breathing down my neck
and i mean that shit literally
fuck its not like were actually doing anything weird
were just hanging out
listening to sick jams and drawing on walls and shit
i mean she licks the walls sometimes but whatever thats not weird or anything
shes blind you know
she cant see shit unless she licks shit
which was weird at first but you get used to it
shes actually pretty cool
talented too with art and shit
but yeah karkats a dumbass seriously
its fucking annoying

[nukeoleptic]

oh wow
i am caught between wanting to know
.........
and really really not wanting to know

[rapping]

[ . . . ]

but dude
its a fucking skyscraper
that shit would be sick

[rapping]

holy shit
no
okay
were not even touching that
shes my sister dude

[ex_cantown631]

[ well

yes

but think of the children

and by children i mean grub soda cans ]

[rapping]

karkat is a dumbass
thats all you need to know

[timaeus_testified]

Before you take a huge rage crap all over this situation, let her handle it.
And if you snap before that, you know where to strike.

Tell me we're not going to be subjected to much of this in the city.

[nukeoleptic]

is he jealous about you and terezi?? :o
omg i was afraid that would happen

[rapping]

im telling you
that shit is the future
the citizens will be fine
okay
go bold

[tipsygnostalgia]

yea i hope u arent fkn touching it
seriosuly tough what was she on about
*SRSLYYYY

we can talk about other shit instead if u want tough
whats the troll guys problem
seems pretty off the wall for no reason at all

[rapping]

yeah whatever
airlock it is
karkats around
terezis not
so your bullshit sensors will remain steadily at zero for the time being

1/dont ask

[ex_cantown631]

[ ..... ]

[rapping]

i guess so
for some weird fucking reason
hes an idiot

[ex_cantown631]

[ (unsure)???? ]

[ex_cantown631]

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