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dear_mun2014-10-05 04:18 am
cachaemicgage) wrote in dear_mun2014-10-05 04:18 am
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Thou dost protest too much to the next round of apps to The Box
I really must pr9test. Why w9uld y9u think it even a rem9tely g99d idea t9 put me int9 a h9rr9r game? Yes, I have 6een made VERY well aware 9f wh9 else is there, why d9 y9u think I'm s9 damned reluctant t9 take part?
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N9, I am N9T "6attle-ready", y9u kn9w I d9n't like vi9lence!
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This is an 9utrage. I am 9utraged, sir. D9 y9u n9t see the 9utrage all 9ver my face?
>:C
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You could hide behind the dear Grand Highblood, but evven wwith his vvoodoos, there's still things that go bump in the night that evven he can't protect you from.
*slow reach @ ds*
Y9u can keep him. I d9 N9T need t9 be pr9tected like s9me s9rt 9f human damsel.
kissus 8*
No. You'vve the good Lady Dolorosa's skirts to hide behind, so wwere I you, I wwouldn't act out unless you'd rather she be punished for your misdeeds. Lovvely as she is, I'd rather not be pushed to punishing her.
I can't say the same for the others, howwevver.
I can't wait to toss these idiots at one-another in Box.
Y9u w9uld never c9me int9 direct c9ntact with me 9f y9ur 9wn v9liti9n s9 9f c9urse y9u w9uldn't kn9w what the hell y9u're talking a69ut. I can 6e as haughty as I damn well please.
As f9r hiding 6ehind R9sa's skirts, I sh9uld find s9me way t9 string y9u up f9r that.
[don't mind him, he's just pissy at everything. He'll calm down eventually.]
I KNOWWWWWWWW.
WWouldn't I? You sparked an entire wwar wwith naught but your wwords, Signless, one I wwatched wwith baited breath in hopes that my intervvention wwould be required. Alas, it wwas not, but the feat is respectable in its owwn rights, I'll givve you that. Perhaps some other time, if you can talk yourself out of death's clutches.
[ He's gonna black-flirt just to piss Signless off more. B) ]
I do look forwward to it, mutation.
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Tell me th9ugh, if what I'm hearing is true a69ut this place, then why in the name 9f the high6l99d Messiahs w9uld I waste my 6reath 9n y9u, if I'll just c9me 6ack later anyway? I'm n9t s9 sure y9u even deserve that much eff9rt. This is n9t a69ut reneging on my 6elief in peace, this is far, far m9re pers9nal.
[Oh, he realizes what's happening, and he's actually rather amused.]
6ring it 9n, chum-slinger.
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Though in general, I wwas speaking of the wwigglers. The pissblood I don't think I'll be allowwed to touch, considering Her Imperious Condescension's favvor towwards his ancestor, if the toning prongs attached to his positivve end is any indication of his lineage. Your descendant, howwevver, wwill be givven no such reprievve.
[ Battery reference, ftw. ]
That has to be the most common, and equally pathetic excuse I'vve yet heard to avvoid confrontation of any sort. But so be it. I'll flush you out, and you wwon't see it coming. They nevver do.
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[Behind that slightly patronizing tone and smarmy little smile, he's obviously hiding the urge to bite the general's face off.]
Y9u 9verestimate y9urself, 9h captain, my captain. We shall see wh9 ends up dec9rating the larger portion of the High6l99d's walls.
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And insulting my bulge, evven! You'vve really gotten my delicate lace panties in a twwist noww. WWhatevver shall I do?
[ B} ]
If it's your wwish to decorate his wwall, far be it from me to stop you.
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[All the headshaking.]
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I HAVE NO MOTHERFUCKING REASON TO KEEP THE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER PROTECTED. HE'S ON HIS OWN UNLESS AND UNTIL I FIND A REASON TO KEEP HIS MUTANT SELF ALL SAFE AND SOUND.
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I can't say I'm excited ovver the mundane's wwant to havve me bludgeoned to death, but I do plan on making a meal of wwigglers before the swweep is out.
(( ooc: Hhhhhhh gomen to all for using Eridan's quirk for Dualscar, but I can't connect Beforus Cronus to Dualscar at all I just cannot see him using that confusing-ass quirk. ))
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>:OC
THE PUPAS WILL NOT BE HARMED, ORPHANER. YOUR HERETICAL MOTHERFUCKING ACTIONS WILL BE NOTED AND MADE AN EXAMPLE OF IF YOU EVEN SO MOTHERFUCKING RUFFLE THEIR HAIR. DO AS YOU WISH WITH THE ALIENS, BUT THE YOUNG TROLLS ARE LAND DWELLERS AND THUS ARE UP AND MY JURISDICTION, REGARDLESS OF THEIR SHITBLOODED STATUS.
BESIDES, THAT SCRAWNY OCHRE ONE WOULD NOT MAKE A MOTHERFUCKING MEAL FOR ANY MOTHERFUCKER WITH AN APPETITE. ALL GRISTLE AND STRING. AIN'T GONNA FILL NOBODY WITHOUT A MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE.
I WILL GLADLY GRANT YOUR MUNDANE'S WISH IF YOU MOTHERFUCKING TRY.
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The wwigglers wwill remain unharmed so long as they stay out of my wway, Grand Highblood. If they interfere, retaliation wwill be swwift and ruthless, and that's all I'vve left to say on that matter. As it wwere, I shouldn't havve to deal wwith this myself, considering the jade bloods should havve done their job and culled the mutant wwiggler in the cavverns swweeps ago. I wwould be surprised if you'd no intention to rectify the situation, considering his status as a land dwweller, mutant or not.
That he wwon't, but it's a matter of principle, really. Considering his heritage, I might be forced to spare him, though. Her Majesty did take a liking to his ancestor, after all.
Stand in my wway and a challenge it wwill be.
[ Dualscar wouldn't exactly stand down, but even the Fleet's General knew better than to fuck with the Grand Highblood. Chucklevoodoos don't play, and he's not stupid enough to take that head on if he can avoid it. ]
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A MOTHERFUCKING CHALLENGE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO ASSUME WON'T HAPPEN, FISH.
THIS AIN'T ALTERNIA. ALTERNIAN RULES DON'T MOTHERFUCKING APPLY. EITHER YOU PLAY MOTHERFUCKING NICEY NICE WITH US SCRUBFUCKS, YOUR HIGHNESS, OR YOU MOTHERFUCKING GET STOMPED ON BY US. END OF MOTHERFUCKING DISCUSSION.
[Look at this big motherfucker trying to dictate how shit should run! Intentionally! In the face of royalty!]
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I really wanna see more of Eridan and even Cronus. Maybe Dualscar if we're lucky, but it's like he finds ways to just gloss over them and focus on Serkets instead. Which just. Makes he beat my face into a wall with jealousy. ))
I knoww vvery wwell you'll make good on that threat, else I wwouldn't havve stated as such.
I am wwhat is made of me, Grand Highblood. Make a threat of me, and a threat you shall certainly havve. Do knoww that I don't alwways havve to invvolvve myself at all to utterly decimate givven vvictims.
So, play nice, as you said, and you'll make an ally of me.
[ Dualscar could be the next Imperious Condescension. ]
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CUTE HOW YOU THINK YOUR CONTACTS WON'T THROW YOU UNDER THE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION MOTOR DEVICE FOR THEIR OWN MOTHERFUCKING SAFETY.
PLAY YOUR LITTLE GAMES, AND I'LL PLAY MINE, ORPHANER. THE TIME WILL COME WHEN YOU'LL NEED TO CASH OUT, THOUGH. AND I GOT ALL OF MOTHERFUCKING ETERNITY TO SEE TO IT.
ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR SMUG BEAUTIFUL FACE ALWAYS COULD USE NEW MOTHERFUCKING MARKS. QUADSCAR SOUNDS MORE INTIMIDATING ANYHOW.
[He could be, he really could be. But the Highblood would rather him become the next supply of paint. He's gotta pretty up his new squat somehow!]
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Sometimes they do, actually.
Ah, so you do, as it seems, but I don't need eternity, if the wway you're still burning to kick me around in The Box is any indicator. Seems I left my mark on more places than your squat on Alternia.
Come noww, I'm more creativve than that. My favvorite wwas alwways skinning a vvictim and binding them to the proww of a maritime vvessel. Saltwwater and exposed muscle don't get along vvery wwell, you see.
[ Save some of the paint for when Dualscar arrives. They were out of violet at Foodland and only had indigo. 8( Dualscar has stuff to paint, and indigo is just plain unacceptable. ]
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YOU DID UP SOME UNRIGHTEOUS SHIT, ORPHANER. SOME UNRIGHTEOUS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THAT I HAVE RIGHT AND DESIRE TO DO SOME REVENGE OVER. YOU WOULD NOT SPURN A BROTHER OVER HIS LOSS OF SOMETHING DEAR TO HIM. AIN'T UP AND LIKE YOU TO TURN DOWN A GENTLEMANLY AIRING OF GRIEVANCES.
INTERESTING APPROACH. RATHER LIKE MY OWN DEVICES, MY OWN SELF. TAKING ALL ABILITY TO DIE OF SHOCK WHILE CAREFULLY EXTRACTING BONES FROM A MOTHERFUCKER'S CARAPACE ONE BY ONE. I START WITH THEIR HANDS. WORK MY WAY UP TO THEIR RIBS. MAKE THEM WATCH AS I GRIND THEIR BONES INTO MY STARDUST. REALLY MOTHERFUCKING PRETTY SHIT COMES OF IT, BUT THAT'S ONLY IF I GOT THE TIME AND INCLINATION. IF THE MOTHERFUCKER IS WORTHY OF THAT KINDA TIME OUTTA ME.
[Dualscar is the paint. Or potential paint. He was such a pretty splatter, how could the Highblood resist getting more of it?]
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Nay, your grievvances lay wwith Mindfang if Redglare's fate is wwhat you're referring to.
Had you not killed me, the Legislacerators wwould still havve had no authority to pursue Mindfang, as she still wwould havve been the kismesis of the General. Had you not killed me, she could not havve killed Redglare, for I wwould havve been there to deal wwith her personally.
But if there's other grievvances you care to discuss, then pardon me and do so.
Quite. Time is a vvaluable commodity. More often than not I'll havve indivviduals throwwn from the air lock if I'm en route to another planet. Much simpler, and their screams wwhile being dragged dowwn the hallwways servve as good reminders of howw my soldiers are to conduct theirselvves.
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[Holy shit the eyeroll is intense on the clown.]
BUT WHOSE INFORMATION WAS IT THAT SENT MY NEOPHYTE TO HER DEATH, ORPHANER? WHOSE MOTHERFUCKING PROTIEN CHUTE SPEWED FORTH THE CURDLING DEATH OF REDGLARE?
I COULD HAVE EASILY DETAINED YOU AND PUBLICLY ANNOUNCED YOU AS DEAD, SINCE YOU WOULDA UP AND BEEN ANYHOW, EVENTUALLY.
I COULDA DONE A LOT OF THINGS TO HAVE SET SHIT REAL GOOD AND STRAIGHT THAT WOULD HAVE ALTERED MY NEOPHYTE'S COURSE OF ACTION, BUT THE ROOT OF ALL THIS IS YOU.
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GOT HIS BULGE ALL UP IN A TWIST OVER TURNING INFORMATION OVER TO ME TO SPITE YOUR LITTLE INKY PIRATE BITCH.
YOU GOT HER KILLED, AND YOU CANNOT ESCHEW IT. YOU CANNOT WALK CLEANLY AWAY FROM IT. YOU UP AND GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ABSCONDING ON OVER WHAT ALL IS EVER YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FAULT, ALWAYS UP AND DONE. AIN'T GONNA BE SO, NOT WHILE I'M UP TO THE TASK OF POINTING OUT YOUR MISTAKES.
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Certainly not mine.
Mindfang wwas not to be touched by the Legislacerators and my Kismesissitude kept her out of their reach. And for just cause, as I stated, considering an equal of the General of the Imperial Fleet is wwell outside of the experience of evven a seasoned Legislacerator, let alone a mere neophyte.
That Redglare opted to secure her name in the annals of history by profiting off of the lack Mindfang's safeguard under my authority is not my fault. My death, and the disappearance of said safeguard, howwevver, is your fault. You could havve, simply, not killed me, and allowwed me to kill her, as wwas my right after she defiled my slavve.
But wwracked by grief as you are, I don't expect you to evver see it as anyones fault but my owwn. Blaming me instead of seeing your owwn guilt in being so rash is much easier, isn't it, Grand Highblood?
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THERE WERE EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES OUTSIDE ALL OUR CONTROL, AND WITH THAT I HAVE ISSUE, I PLACE PART OF THE BLAME SQUARELY MOTHERFUCKING THERE. BUT YOU CAME TO ME, WITH THE INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING KISMESIS AND YOUR JADE SLAVE, AND YOU ASKED I TAKE MOTHERFUCKING EXPEDIENCE WITH ALL WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE. AIN'T MY MOTHERFUCKING FAULT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH RAN OFF WITH YOU. AIN'T MY MOTHERFUCKING FAULT THAT I DEALT WITH SHIT AS YOU WOULD HAVE ME DO.
THE SHORT END OF ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESS IS THAT THE INFORMATION YOU UP AND GAVE ME GOT REDGLARE KILLED. THAT IS IT. THAT IS ALL. YOUR MOUTH GOT YOU DONE UP, AND HER DONE UP, AND IT AIN'T GONNA WRACK MY MOTHERFUCKING PAN IN GUILT THAT YOU WENT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADIEST SOURCE OF GETTING SHIT DONE TO DO WHAT YOU WANTED.
YOU HAD YOU A MOTHERFUCKING VENDETTA, AND IT AIN'T LIKE NOBODY ELSE WOULD DO YOU UP WHAT YOU WANTED DONE.
INCI MOTHERFUCKING DENTLY, ORPHANER, IT WOULD PLEASE YOU TO NOTE THAT YOUR JADE BITCH UP AND GOT HERSELF KILLED BY YOUR KISMESIS. AND THAT YOUR KISMESIS WENT AND GOT HERSELF REAL MOTHERFUCKING RED FOR A MOTHERFUCKING DIRTBLOOD.
BET THAT SHIT MAKES YOU REAL HAPPY, KNOWING THAT THE BITCH YOU WAS STICKING WAS DOWN WITH THE DIRT. THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BROWNBLOOD WAS WORTHY OF YOUR BITCH JUST AS MUCH AS YOU WAS.