Thou dost protest too much to the next round of apps to The Box

[cachaemicgage]

I really must pr9test. Why w9uld y9u think it even a rem9tely g99d idea t9 put me int9 a h9rr9r game? Yes, I have 6een made VERY well aware 9f wh9 else is there, why d9 y9u think I'm s9 damned reluctant t9 take part?

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N9, I am N9T "6attle-ready", y9u kn9w I d9n't like vi9lence!

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This is an 9utrage. I am 9utraged, sir. D9 y9u n9t see the 9utrage all 9ver my face?

>:C

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[tyrannicalcur]

[It's cool bae, I know that his quirk is wonk. it's actually based on how it'd be said, vwhat, vwhere, vwavwy, vwery. But I still think DS would be more like Eridan as far as quirk is concerned, because Eridan probably modeled his quirk directly on Orphaner's.]

>:OC

THE PUPAS WILL NOT BE HARMED, ORPHANER. YOUR HERETICAL MOTHERFUCKING ACTIONS WILL BE NOTED AND MADE AN EXAMPLE OF IF YOU EVEN SO MOTHERFUCKING RUFFLE THEIR HAIR. DO AS YOU WISH WITH THE ALIENS, BUT THE YOUNG TROLLS ARE LAND DWELLERS AND THUS ARE UP AND MY JURISDICTION, REGARDLESS OF THEIR SHITBLOODED STATUS.

BESIDES, THAT SCRAWNY OCHRE ONE WOULD NOT MAKE A MOTHERFUCKING MEAL FOR ANY MOTHERFUCKER WITH AN APPETITE. ALL GRISTLE AND STRING. AIN'T GONNA FILL NOBODY WITHOUT A MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE.

I WILL GLADLY GRANT YOUR MUNDANE'S WISH IF YOU MOTHERFUCKING TRY.

[violet_mariner]

(( YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THAT. BLESSSSS. Though yeah, I've heard that the orientation of the vw/wv depended upon the spelling and placement. Like words always ended and began with vw/wv, but like the v would go first in the middle because the v is native to the word. But like in sewer, the w would go first. ???? ))

The wwigglers wwill remain unharmed so long as they stay out of my wway, Grand Highblood. If they interfere, retaliation wwill be swwift and ruthless, and that's all I'vve left to say on that matter. As it wwere, I shouldn't havve to deal wwith this myself, considering the jade bloods should havve done their job and culled the mutant wwiggler in the cavverns swweeps ago. I wwould be surprised if you'd no intention to rectify the situation, considering his status as a land dwweller, mutant or not.

That he wwon't, but it's a matter of principle, really. Considering his heritage, I might be forced to spare him, though. Her Majesty did take a liking to his ancestor, after all.

Stand in my wway and a challenge it wwill be.

[ Dualscar wouldn't exactly stand down, but even the Fleet's General knew better than to fuck with the Grand Highblood. Chucklevoodoos don't play, and he's not stupid enough to take that head on if he can avoid it. ]

[tyrannicalcur]

[That's one way to do it, but it's needlessly complicated. Also I really doubt Hussie gives that much of a shit about Amporas tbh, to give Cronus a standard quirk. He probably just threwv it together wvhile drunk.]

A MOTHERFUCKING CHALLENGE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO ASSUME WON'T HAPPEN, FISH.

THIS AIN'T ALTERNIA. ALTERNIAN RULES DON'T MOTHERFUCKING APPLY. EITHER YOU PLAY MOTHERFUCKING NICEY NICE WITH US SCRUBFUCKS, YOUR HIGHNESS, OR YOU MOTHERFUCKING GET STOMPED ON BY US. END OF MOTHERFUCKING DISCUSSION.

[Look at this big motherfucker trying to dictate how shit should run! Intentionally! In the face of royalty!]

[violet_mariner]

(( He really doesn't care much for the Amporas, and it makes me sad. 8(

I really wanna see more of Eridan and even Cronus. Maybe Dualscar if we're lucky, but it's like he finds ways to just gloss over them and focus on Serkets instead. Which just. Makes he beat my face into a wall with jealousy. ))

I knoww vvery wwell you'll make good on that threat, else I wwouldn't havve stated as such.

I am wwhat is made of me, Grand Highblood. Make a threat of me, and a threat you shall certainly havve. Do knoww that I don't alwways havve to invvolvve myself at all to utterly decimate givven vvictims.

So, play nice, as you said, and you'll make an ally of me.

[ Dualscar could be the next Imperious Condescension. ]

[tyrannicalcur]

((Rip in pieces, our trashlords.))

CUTE HOW YOU THINK YOUR CONTACTS WON'T THROW YOU UNDER THE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION MOTOR DEVICE FOR THEIR OWN MOTHERFUCKING SAFETY.

PLAY YOUR LITTLE GAMES, AND I'LL PLAY MINE, ORPHANER. THE TIME WILL COME WHEN YOU'LL NEED TO CASH OUT, THOUGH. AND I GOT ALL OF MOTHERFUCKING ETERNITY TO SEE TO IT.

ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR SMUG BEAUTIFUL FACE ALWAYS COULD USE NEW MOTHERFUCKING MARKS. QUADSCAR SOUNDS MORE INTIMIDATING ANYHOW.

[He could be, he really could be. But the Highblood would rather him become the next supply of paint. He's gotta pretty up his new squat somehow!]

[violet_mariner]

(( Even they canonly YOLO once. ): ))

Sometimes they do, actually.

Ah, so you do, as it seems, but I don't need eternity, if the wway you're still burning to kick me around in The Box is any indicator. Seems I left my mark on more places than your squat on Alternia.

Come noww, I'm more creativve than that. My favvorite wwas alwways skinning a vvictim and binding them to the proww of a maritime vvessel. Saltwwater and exposed muscle don't get along vvery wwell, you see.

[ Save some of the paint for when Dualscar arrives. They were out of violet at Foodland and only had indigo. 8( Dualscar has stuff to paint, and indigo is just plain unacceptable. ]

[tyrannicalcur]

((Ay, get your butt onto AIM! I want to flail uselessly at you. Mine is a1000cuts if you've lost it.))

YOU DID UP SOME UNRIGHTEOUS SHIT, ORPHANER. SOME UNRIGHTEOUS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THAT I HAVE RIGHT AND DESIRE TO DO SOME REVENGE OVER. YOU WOULD NOT SPURN A BROTHER OVER HIS LOSS OF SOMETHING DEAR TO HIM. AIN'T UP AND LIKE YOU TO TURN DOWN A GENTLEMANLY AIRING OF GRIEVANCES.

INTERESTING APPROACH. RATHER LIKE MY OWN DEVICES, MY OWN SELF. TAKING ALL ABILITY TO DIE OF SHOCK WHILE CAREFULLY EXTRACTING BONES FROM A MOTHERFUCKER'S CARAPACE ONE BY ONE. I START WITH THEIR HANDS. WORK MY WAY UP TO THEIR RIBS. MAKE THEM WATCH AS I GRIND THEIR BONES INTO MY STARDUST. REALLY MOTHERFUCKING PRETTY SHIT COMES OF IT, BUT THAT'S ONLY IF I GOT THE TIME AND INCLINATION. IF THE MOTHERFUCKER IS WORTHY OF THAT KINDA TIME OUTTA ME.

[Dualscar is the paint. Or potential paint. He was such a pretty splatter, how could the Highblood resist getting more of it?]

[violet_mariner]

(( I didn't, I just don't remember mine. @_@ ))

Nay, your grievvances lay wwith Mindfang if Redglare's fate is wwhat you're referring to.

Had you not killed me, the Legislacerators wwould still havve had no authority to pursue Mindfang, as she still wwould havve been the kismesis of the General. Had you not killed me, she could not havve killed Redglare, for I wwould havve been there to deal wwith her personally.

But if there's other grievvances you care to discuss, then pardon me and do so.

Quite. Time is a vvaluable commodity. More often than not I'll havve indivviduals throwwn from the air lock if I'm en route to another planet. Much simpler, and their screams wwhile being dragged dowwn the hallwways servve as good reminders of howw my soldiers are to conduct theirselvves.

[tyrannicalcur]

((gamblingxdesires but I couldn't even *begin* to help you with the pw. you made it about the time you joined UTR though, if that helps jog your memory?))

[Holy shit the eyeroll is intense on the clown.]

BUT WHOSE INFORMATION WAS IT THAT SENT MY NEOPHYTE TO HER DEATH, ORPHANER? WHOSE MOTHERFUCKING PROTIEN CHUTE SPEWED FORTH THE CURDLING DEATH OF REDGLARE?
I COULD HAVE EASILY DETAINED YOU AND PUBLICLY ANNOUNCED YOU AS DEAD, SINCE YOU WOULDA UP AND BEEN ANYHOW, EVENTUALLY.
I COULDA DONE A LOT OF THINGS TO HAVE SET SHIT REAL GOOD AND STRAIGHT THAT WOULD HAVE ALTERED MY NEOPHYTE'S COURSE OF ACTION, BUT THE ROOT OF ALL THIS IS YOU.
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GOT HIS BULGE ALL UP IN A TWIST OVER TURNING INFORMATION OVER TO ME TO SPITE YOUR LITTLE INKY PIRATE BITCH.

YOU GOT HER KILLED, AND YOU CANNOT ESCHEW IT. YOU CANNOT WALK CLEANLY AWAY FROM IT. YOU UP AND GOT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ABSCONDING ON OVER WHAT ALL IS EVER YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FAULT, ALWAYS UP AND DONE. AIN'T GONNA BE SO, NOT WHILE I'M UP TO THE TASK OF POINTING OUT YOUR MISTAKES.

[violet_mariner]

(( Oh, then I know the password. :v ))

Certainly not mine.

Mindfang wwas not to be touched by the Legislacerators and my Kismesissitude kept her out of their reach. And for just cause, as I stated, considering an equal of the General of the Imperial Fleet is wwell outside of the experience of evven a seasoned Legislacerator, let alone a mere neophyte.

That Redglare opted to secure her name in the annals of history by profiting off of the lack Mindfang's safeguard under my authority is not my fault. My death, and the disappearance of said safeguard, howwevver, is your fault. You could havve, simply, not killed me, and allowwed me to kill her, as wwas my right after she defiled my slavve.

But wwracked by grief as you are, I don't expect you to evver see it as anyones fault but my owwn. Blaming me instead of seeing your owwn guilt in being so rash is much easier, isn't it, Grand Highblood?

[tyrannicalcur]

I TAKE FULL MOTHERFUCKING FAULT FOR ALL THAT WAS MY FAULT, FISH. YOU AIN'T GONNA SHAKE LOOSE THE FAULT THAT RESTS FULLY ON YOUR SHOULDERS, PASSING IT OFF TO ME. WHAT I UP AND DONE WAS POSSIBLY MOTHERFUCKING UNSAFE, BUT KNOWING THE MOTHERFUCKING RISKS, MY NEOPHYTE DID ME UP AN ASSURANCE SHE COULD DEAL WITH THIS SHIT HERSELF.

THERE WERE EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES OUTSIDE ALL OUR CONTROL, AND WITH THAT I HAVE ISSUE, I PLACE PART OF THE BLAME SQUARELY MOTHERFUCKING THERE. BUT YOU CAME TO ME, WITH THE INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING KISMESIS AND YOUR JADE SLAVE, AND YOU ASKED I TAKE MOTHERFUCKING EXPEDIENCE WITH ALL WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE. AIN'T MY MOTHERFUCKING FAULT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH RAN OFF WITH YOU. AIN'T MY MOTHERFUCKING FAULT THAT I DEALT WITH SHIT AS YOU WOULD HAVE ME DO.

THE SHORT END OF ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESS IS THAT THE INFORMATION YOU UP AND GAVE ME GOT REDGLARE KILLED. THAT IS IT. THAT IS ALL. YOUR MOUTH GOT YOU DONE UP, AND HER DONE UP, AND IT AIN'T GONNA WRACK MY MOTHERFUCKING PAN IN GUILT THAT YOU WENT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADIEST SOURCE OF GETTING SHIT DONE TO DO WHAT YOU WANTED.

YOU HAD YOU A MOTHERFUCKING VENDETTA, AND IT AIN'T LIKE NOBODY ELSE WOULD DO YOU UP WHAT YOU WANTED DONE.

INCI MOTHERFUCKING DENTLY, ORPHANER, IT WOULD PLEASE YOU TO NOTE THAT YOUR JADE BITCH UP AND GOT HERSELF KILLED BY YOUR KISMESIS. AND THAT YOUR KISMESIS WENT AND GOT HERSELF REAL MOTHERFUCKING RED FOR A MOTHERFUCKING DIRTBLOOD.

BET THAT SHIT MAKES YOU REAL HAPPY, KNOWING THAT THE BITCH YOU WAS STICKING WAS DOWN WITH THE DIRT. THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BROWNBLOOD WAS WORTHY OF YOUR BITCH JUST AS MUCH AS YOU WAS.