Can you not encourage people in my households to get into angry fights within the house just for the hope that I'll come downstairs naked and armed? This isn't something desirable, nudity notwithstanding.
At least my version of sleeping with the "enemy" hasn't actually tried to
straight up murder us, but if Peter makes you happy, Dad...tell him I have
no problem neutering him with a wolfsbane blade if he hurts you.
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... Stop contributing to the delinquency of my minor.
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Isaac can't get drunk. And you don't want me to keep going.
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Then why are you stealing my whiskey?
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Because Isaac likes the taste. Off me.
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...
Stop. Right. There.
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I told you you didn't want me to keep going.
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Make him buy it himself. Seriously. No.
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Also sorry about your desk.
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What about my desk?!?
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Nothing. Nothing at all.
It's fine. We cleaned and refinished it for you.
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I swear I'm moving in with Peter and leaving you two the house.
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...oh good his plan is working then.
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... I'm not currently impressed with either of you.
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Isaac is protesting his innocence and asking if that two of us means me and Peter or me and him?
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Whomever is trying to run me out with their sex life, and Peter isn't doing that.
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Peter wants to be your sex life, Dad.
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Which is another topic, not to be had with my daughter. Your sex life is the one I'm not entirely comfortable with. It's still weird.
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Welcome to my life.
At least my version of sleeping with the "enemy" hasn't actually tried to straight up murder us, but if Peter makes you happy, Dad...tell him I have no problem neutering him with a wolfsbane blade if he hurts you.
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... There's an image I didn't need. You do know he was the first love of my life, right?
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My comment still stands.