Can you not encourage people in my households to get into angry fights within the house just for the hope that I'll come downstairs naked and armed? This isn't something desirable, nudity notwithstanding.
At least my version of sleeping with the "enemy" hasn't actually tried to
straight up murder us, but if Peter makes you happy, Dad...tell him I have
no problem neutering him with a wolfsbane blade if he hurts you.
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Isaac is protesting his innocence and asking if that two of us means me and Peter or me and him?
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Whomever is trying to run me out with their sex life, and Peter isn't doing that.
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Peter wants to be your sex life, Dad.
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Which is another topic, not to be had with my daughter. Your sex life is the one I'm not entirely comfortable with. It's still weird.
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Welcome to my life.
At least my version of sleeping with the "enemy" hasn't actually tried to straight up murder us, but if Peter makes you happy, Dad...tell him I have no problem neutering him with a wolfsbane blade if he hurts you.
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... There's an image I didn't need. You do know he was the first love of my life, right?
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My comment still stands.