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[motivated]

Can you not encourage people in my households to get into angry fights within the house just for the hope that I'll come downstairs naked and armed? This isn't something desirable, nudity notwithstanding.

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[rozpetac]

Disagree.

[motivated]

You're not helping.

[rozpetac]

I like you naked. I like you armed.

...basically you're walking porn.

[motivated]

You shouldn't find a man trained to kill sexy for the ability to kill, Stilinski. I like you with a reflex to want to live.

[rozpetac]

Thigh holster kink is a thing. Peter will back me up on this.

[good_genes]

Um.

...you're pretty built so I'm not seeing the issue.

[motivated]

...

Not you too. Really?

[good_genes]

Have you seen you?

[motivated]

Daily. In the mirror. I hadn't realized you were interested... In general. Not specifically.

[sciamachylight]

DAD!

[motivated]

Don't dad me! Trust me. I'm trying to discourage this.

[sciamachylight]

DAD!

seriously? don't sleep naked. Problem solved.

[motivated]

It wasn't... In this case, it wasn't intentional. Less sleeping and more passing out.

[etincelle]

Thigh holster?

Naked and thigh holsterrrrrrr

[motivated]

... Why would I be sleeping with a thigh holster?

[etincelle]

Not sleeping so much as mmm fucking with one on.

Because fantasies.

[motivated]

That's better than sleeping. I'll admit that.

[lurkerwolf]

Sleep in your underwear, problem solved. That's what I do. I've been running about with guns in the middle of the night far too often lately.

[motivated]

​It wasn't planned. It was less sleeping and more passed out... then there was Stiles yelling and how was I supposed to know it was less attack and more McCall being a dick?

[lurkerwolf]

You're only making it sound even worse. Kudos for your vigilance, that's something we all need to keep up. But passed out nude?

[motivated]

​Even hunters get exhausted sometimes. Part of that being human thing without healing. As for how it sounds, that's likely because it pretty much sounds like it was.

[kindabummedbeta]

...Doesn't that chafe? I mean, strapping on the holster with nudity?

[motivated]

​The holster was not involved. This time. I passed out and then Stiles was yelling. I didn't stop to grab jeans.

[kindabummedbeta]

So you just went out there to protect your man, naked.

[motivated]

​... In this case, not my man.

In this case.

My life has become very odd across the board.