another good day

[fukkinawesome]

Yeah this is gonna end well.

No totally unironic non-sarcastic.

This is going exactly how I wanted it to.

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[bornofthedarkness]

[ why ] Congratulations on another victory, in that case.

i am so sorry

[fukkinawesome]

I win all the time go me. All the money and all the bitches and none for you, alone forever.

Hey if you want I can ask my wife if she wants a three way. You're not half bad, after all.

ilu.

[bornofthedarkness]

[ Blunt: ] How do you manage to keep a wife.

worst human ever

[fukkinawesome]

She thinks I'm charming and attractive. I got an ass that won't quit and I know how to cook, duh.

dat ass tho??

[bornofthedarkness]

Are you sure you're not the wife?

its a hot ass

[fukkinawesome]

Does it matter? She loves me.

can't deny

[bornofthedarkness]

[ Barf. ] I didn't picture you one to be sentimental.

jelly

[fukkinawesome]

I got some soft bits in me.

Wifey likes me the way I am, soft bits and hard bits included. Imperfections and all. You don't have to like it, dick, the door's right over there.

idk man u aint no algrim

[bornofthedarkness]

I'm more entertained here by your stunning display of dysfunction for now.

JELLY

[fukkinawesome]

Yeeeeeeeeeeah, you're jealous. I got a kid and a wife.

[bornofthedarkness]

[ he's going to stab you. ] Baffled would be the more proper term.

[fukkinawesome]

[He'll live through that]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalous.

[bornofthedarkness]

[ Entertainment has run dry for now. BYE. ]

[fukkinawesome]

[Don't mind him thrusting his hips and singing winner as you go]