another good day

[fukkinawesome]

Yeah this is gonna end well.

No totally unironic non-sarcastic.

This is going exactly how I wanted it to.

Comments

[bornofthedarkness]

You may want to consider your words around elves, particularly.

[fukkinawesome]

Pft whatever, she's not talking to me anymore. Typical conversation I have with a woman, actually.

Only this one didn't end with me getting shot or slapped.

Bonus points.

[bornofthedarkness]

[ You amuse him. Almost like a court jester of sorts, you. ] Such a reaction would warrant some kind of worth. Consider silence a graver insult.

[fukkinawesome]

Sorry, not feeling bad about this. I've been blown off by hotter.

[bornofthedarkness]

A matter to be proud of, certainly.

[fukkinawesome]

For the record, I've boned The Mutant Messiah and The Succubus Queen of the Underworld. Some pointy eared bitch with a bow is pennies compared to the ocean of money I'm swimming in.

[bornofthedarkness]

Do enlighten me how one relates to another. [ The sex and rolling in money thing. ]

[fukkinawesome]

Sex=money. It's a twenty first century thing that you wouldn't get, ye old drydick.

Go to a strip club, it'll do you good.

[bornofthedarkness]

[ Don't die of shock when you find out prostitution is a lot older than you envision. His question is, why would they pay you? ] Wouldn't that make your amount of money a lot less than?

[ note: not invested by his people, he'll mind you. Also gross no. ]

[fukkinawesome]

[YOU DON'T GET LAID HA HA. That's all Wade cares about. Asexual doesn't register on his scale]

Not when people pay you to dance, dick. And I just got three twenties in The Love Hotel. This ass is perfect.

[bornofthedarkness]

[ HE IS SO OVER THAT PERIOD OF HIS LIFE BRO. ] your entire world is obnoxious and disgusting.

[fukkinawesome]

That is pretty much my entire job. I'm paid to be like this and it's great.

Sucks to be you, loser.

[bornofthedarkness]

[ why ] Congratulations on another victory, in that case.

i am so sorry

[fukkinawesome]

I win all the time go me. All the money and all the bitches and none for you, alone forever.

Hey if you want I can ask my wife if she wants a three way. You're not half bad, after all.

ilu.

[bornofthedarkness]

[ Blunt: ] How do you manage to keep a wife.

worst human ever

[fukkinawesome]

She thinks I'm charming and attractive. I got an ass that won't quit and I know how to cook, duh.

dat ass tho??

[bornofthedarkness]

Are you sure you're not the wife?

its a hot ass

[fukkinawesome]

Does it matter? She loves me.

can't deny

[bornofthedarkness]

[ Barf. ] I didn't picture you one to be sentimental.

jelly

[fukkinawesome]

I got some soft bits in me.

Wifey likes me the way I am, soft bits and hard bits included. Imperfections and all. You don't have to like it, dick, the door's right over there.

idk man u aint no algrim

[bornofthedarkness]

I'm more entertained here by your stunning display of dysfunction for now.

JELLY

[fukkinawesome]

Yeeeeeeeeeeah, you're jealous. I got a kid and a wife.

[bornofthedarkness]

[ he's going to stab you. ] Baffled would be the more proper term.

[fukkinawesome]

[He'll live through that]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalous.

[bornofthedarkness]

[ Entertainment has run dry for now. BYE. ]

[fukkinawesome]

[Don't mind him thrusting his hips and singing winner as you go]