rwby chapter 2 vol 6 - spoilers inside maybe?

[notstimpy]

[ What he has to say is of extreme plot-related importance regarding the events of his canon and the potential twists and turns the story has yet to take. ]

... I don't need seven shirtless icons.

[ Ren didn't wear a shirt in this episode. It's really important. ]

I don't need any shirtless icons.

[ Super important. ]

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Oh... t-those are some pretty convincing charts...

[notstimpy]

[ Don't worry, Yang.

He'll exercise it for you.

Right now.

While glaring. ]

Yup. Fully vetted and everything. Several layers of peer review.

[alittlebitfiery]

[Yang is immune to glaring, sorry.]

You know, you could take your shirt off now. Nobody would mind!

but not several layers of clothing

[notstimpy]

[ that's a shame ]

I'd mind.

[ CHECKMATE, YANG or close enough ]

That would be the opposite of the point.

[alittlebitfiery]

Well, unfortunately, you're not really the target audience here. You're more like the...show.

your face is the opposite of the point

[notstimpy]

... I didn't come to Beacon for this.

:P

[alittlebitfiery]

Aw. Cheer up, Ren! [She slaps him on the back.]

At least this means all the girls think you're cute?

[notstimpy]

[ He very nearly collapses from the force of the impact staggers forward slightly. ]

That... was never really something I was concerned about.

[alittlebitfiery]

Oh.

[She narrow-eye studies him for a moment.]

...Some of the boys probably think you're cute too? If that's your thing!

[notstimpy]

...

I feel so much better now.

[ spoken as deadpan as possible

which, coming from ren, is pretty much par for the course ]

[alittlebitfiery]

You should! You've got all your bases covered now.

[notstimpy]

...

[ current conversation: ABORTED ]

It went well with Blake, I hear.

[alittlebitfiery]

[Don't think this means she's giving up, Ren! She'll get that shirt off for a studio audience someday.]

It did! The trick is to know how to get her attention.

[notstimpy]

[ She doesn't have to! The internet's already seen it! ]

Underhandedly?

[alittlebitfiery]

That's...now how I would have put it?

But pretty much, yeah.

[notstimpy]

... All's well that ends well, I guess.

[alittlebitfiery]

Exactly!

Not that the same can be said for your little drama.

[notstimpy]

Mine, or Jaune's?

[ you gotta feel sorry for the dude... ]

[alittlebitfiery]

The Jaune...situation.

[notstimpy]

[ A quiet sigh, shaking his head. It has to be rough... especially after he got his hopes up after that pep talk from Pyrrha.

... Oh, Pyrrha. ]

He's more serious about her than I thought.

[ that's probably not a good thing, with how things are developing ]

[alittlebitfiery]

Yeah...Kinda obvious, huh? And then poor Pyrrha.

That's gonna end terribly for everyone involved.

[notstimpy]

Probably.

[ It sure didn't seem like things were gearing towards a happy ending. anyway... ]

It's going to be a handful.

[alittlebitfiery]

Paaaart of me wants to say better you guys than me, but since we're friends, I guess I'll help out when it all falls apart.

[She grins jokingly.]

[notstimpy]

Let's see where things fall, first.

[ more like where things CINDER FALL first no but seriously what was she sewing was it mercury's bowtie ]

[alittlebitfiery]

Pyrrha needs to just grow a spine. Or find somebody else to be interested in.

[It was so a bowtie.]

[notstimpy]

[ It's not so simple as that, though. Pyrrha clearly wants to be able to express herself more directly, but she also wants to be a good partner to Jaune and help him grow. She isn't so selfish as to insist that he ignore his feelings, and perhaps she's just afraid that if she's up front with Jaune she'll have her fears confirmed - that he'll tell her point blank he isn't interested in her like that.

... would all be good to say and perhaps discuss, but Ren's never been one to use a lot of words. ]

It's... complicated.

[ that'll do. ]