rwby chapter 2 vol 6 - spoilers inside maybe?

[notstimpy]

[ What he has to say is of extreme plot-related importance regarding the events of his canon and the potential twists and turns the story has yet to take. ]

... I don't need seven shirtless icons.

[ Ren didn't wear a shirt in this episode. It's really important. ]

I don't need any shirtless icons.

[ Super important. ]

Comments

[shotpun]

[ yang's hand shoots up in the back of the class. ]

Excuse me, professor, but I think the entire fandom disagrees.

100% of Yangs agree.

[alittlebitfiery]

Yes.

Yes you do.

[notstimpy]

[ what class-- ]

They're wrong, too.

has science confirmed this

[notstimpy]

[ it was right there

why didn't he just put it on

why ]

I'll agree to disagree.

[shotpun]

[ she may or may not be enjoying your misery too much. ]

Pretty sure I heard the sound of a collective swoon sweep across the viewership.

It sounded like, "DAMN YOU, TOWEL!"

Yes. Fully scientific.

[alittlebitfiery]

It's your right to be wrong, Ren.

[notstimpy]

[ you liar there is no "may not" ]









[ Oh, you're expecting words right now. None of those! Just, you know. Scowling a little. ]

incoming nora

[slothsignal]

What about six? Is six good?

[shotpun]

Good talk, Ren.

i'll need to see some charts

[notstimpy]

It's your right to remain silent.

[ not that it's likely, but. ]

duck for cover, brace for impact

[notstimpy]

Zero is a good starting point.

[ ... and ending point. ]

A full set of 'People who prefer Ren shirtless' charts?

[alittlebitfiery]

It is my right!

I am just choosing not to exercise it. Some things are just worth speaking up about.

[notstimpy]

[ that's it

he's showering with his clothes on from now on

saves time doing laundry anyway ]

Oh... t-those are some pretty convincing charts...

[notstimpy]

[ Don't worry, Yang.

He'll exercise it for you.

Right now.

While glaring. ]

Yup. Fully vetted and everything. Several layers of peer review.

[alittlebitfiery]

[Yang is immune to glaring, sorry.]

You know, you could take your shirt off now. Nobody would mind!

divebomb!!!

[slothsignal]

There's gotta be a way to make them take them back! Like hmmmm--Oh! Maybe if you just removed them one at a time when they're not looking, they won't realize all the icons are gone until it's too late! Muahahaha!

but not several layers of clothing

[notstimpy]

[ that's a shame ]

I'd mind.

[ CHECKMATE, YANG or close enough ]

That would be the opposite of the point.

[alittlebitfiery]

Well, unfortunately, you're not really the target audience here. You're more like the...show.

[notstimpy]

[ If that were possible at all he'd be one hundred and twenty percent behind your plan, Nora. ]

Unless he tries to use one of them first.

[ So let's just point out logistical errors, instead. ]

your face is the opposite of the point

[notstimpy]

... I didn't come to Beacon for this.

:P

[alittlebitfiery]

Aw. Cheer up, Ren! [She slaps him on the back.]

At least this means all the girls think you're cute?

[slothsignal]

Ohhh, bummer. Maybe you could just hit him really hard if he tries to use one! There's no problem violence won't solve! Well, ok, there's some but I don't think this is one of those times...

[notstimpy]

[ He very nearly collapses from the force of the impact staggers forward slightly. ]

That... was never really something I was concerned about.

[notstimpy]

[ Wishful thinking... ]

... Actually, I think it is. Unless you can hit your mun, I mean.

[slothsignal]

Have you tried hitting them? You never know, it might totally work! Or I could try hitting them for you!