yes wade

[fukkinawesome]

I do NOT need a CHILD LEASH.

NOT EVEN THE ONE WITH THE MONKEY.

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[celestialsun]

[Leash?

What's a leash?]

[fukkinawesome]

You could use one though. Isn't there a leash law here?

[celestialsun]

[No idea what a leash even is.

Is it something edible? If not, not interested.]

[fukkinawesome]

[Deadpool's one redeeming factor is that he at least knows this isn't a dog. What's all this red shit, canine henna?]

Better look out, before PETA finds you.

[celestialsun]

[Hey Wade, I was in a video game with you once.

Helped save the world from the planet eating thing. Then there was more adventure to get back home.]

[WHAT EVEN IS PETA.

Still, there's a whuff as Ammy just plopped onto her rump after shaking out her fur, head cocked to one side.]

[fukkinawesome]

[WHICH VIDEO GAME WAS THAT, HE ONLY REMEMBERS THE ONE]

Hey, I have a cute boy dog at home, if you're interested.

[celestialsun]

[ONE OF THOSE MARVEL VS CAPCOM THINGS. WHY SHE WAS THERE WAS ANYONE'S GUESS.

Wade, Wade, are you trying to get a hook-up for your dog.]

[fukkinawesome]

[HIS MUN HAS AN X-BOX AND A BUDGET OF 0 DOLLARS

Yes]

You'd like him! He's a blond. Nice guy, licks his balls a lot.

[celestialsun]

[STILL TALKED TO THE PLAYER WADE.

Ammy looked amused, huffing as her tail curled just over her paws.

Really. That's not a great selling point. Kinda go for the warrior types sometimes. Gotta get a good fight in, hold his own if shit goes south somewhere. Busy wolf goddess.]

[fukkinawesome]

That means he's very flexible. Also not neutered. I can't believe that's not a selling point here.

[celestialsun]

[Simple girl here.

Likes to do a little dancing, maybe a bit of dinner. No baths- helps she can walk on water with that one thanks to that trade made with an emperor. Opinion on weapons and ridding the world of evil demons?]

[fukkinawesome]

Uh... Well he definitely is a big fan of grenades.

[celestialsun]

[Blowing shit up is always fun.

She can blow shit up.]

[3packadayhabit]

You think there's butterfly-themed ones? Think the Moppets could use em, those two they're...

Well let's just say you definitely want em where you can see them.

[Creepy little assholes.]

[fukkinawesome]

They're fine on other people. I fully advocate putting other people on child leashes.

[3packadayhabit]

Even more fun when they forget they're wearing them and try and run.

Regular game of human paddleball.

[Pulling a cigarette and patting herself down with a scowl.]

Ugh, musta left my lighter in my other costume...

You got a light there, buddy?

[fukkinawesome]

That is very entertaining and it's my favorite thing to watch in Walmart.

Sorry, don't smoke. Shit causes cancer, y'know.

[3packadayhabit]

Even better when they fall on their ass and bounce, that's classic.

So does the majority of super-villiany, story of my life.

[fukkinawesome]

But then they start screaming.

Smoking definitely causes it, but most smoke in general, along with burnt food, is carcinogenic. So yeah, being a bad guy is terrible for you.

[3packadayhabit]

Yeah but you can always walk away from it. Their parents are stuck with the screaming little monsters.

Well yeah, but we've got great food, 21 found us a legit chef to hire as a henchman, the things that guy can do with food is a gift from god.

[fukkinawesome]

Also true. And my kid is past the screaming age.

Really? I had to teach myself how to cook. Shiklah sure as hell isn't gonna do it for me, she's got Queen shit to do.

[3packadayhabit]

Well Monarch, he tries, but no one wants him near the kitchen, he's not a cook, and really the both of us are too busy arching to keep up in cooking.

[fukkinawesome]

... How did he make it to adulthood? Did he do the gross 'living off kraft cheese' thing?

[3packadayhabit]

Honestly I don't ask, I never really looked too closely at his kitchen when we first started dating.

[fukkinawesome]

Gross. Don't worry, first guy I dated didn't know shit about cooking either. Fucking Nate. Mutant Messiah, didn't know the difference between a sweet onion and a shallot.