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You think there's butterfly-themed ones? Think the Moppets could use em, those two they're...
Well let's just say you definitely want em where you can see them.
[Creepy little assholes.]
Well let's just say you definitely want em where you can see them.
[Creepy little assholes.]
You could use one though. Isn't there a leash law here?
They're fine on other people. I fully advocate putting other people on child leashes.
[No idea what a leash even is.
Is it something edible? If not, not interested.]
Is it something edible? If not, not interested.]
[Deadpool's one redeeming factor is that he at least knows this isn't a dog. What's all this red shit, canine henna?]
Better look out, before PETA finds you.
Better look out, before PETA finds you.
[Hey Wade, I was in a video game with you once.
Helped save the world from the planet eating thing. Then there was more adventure to get back home.]
[WHAT EVEN IS PETA.
Still, there's a whuff as Ammy just plopped onto her rump after shaking out her fur, head cocked to one side.]
Helped save the world from the planet eating thing. Then there was more adventure to get back home.]
[WHAT EVEN IS PETA.
Still, there's a whuff as Ammy just plopped onto her rump after shaking out her fur, head cocked to one side.]
[WHICH VIDEO GAME WAS THAT, HE ONLY REMEMBERS THE ONE]
Hey, I have a cute boy dog at home, if you're interested.
Hey, I have a cute boy dog at home, if you're interested.
[ONE OF THOSE MARVEL VS CAPCOM THINGS. WHY SHE WAS THERE WAS ANYONE'S GUESS.
Wade, Wade, are you trying to get a hook-up for your dog.]
Wade, Wade, are you trying to get a hook-up for your dog.]
[HIS MUN HAS AN X-BOX AND A BUDGET OF 0 DOLLARS
Yes]
You'd like him! He's a blond. Nice guy, licks his balls a lot.
Yes]
You'd like him! He's a blond. Nice guy, licks his balls a lot.
[STILL TALKED TO THE PLAYER WADE.
Ammy looked amused, huffing as her tail curled just over her paws.
Really. That's not a great selling point. Kinda go for the warrior types sometimes. Gotta get a good fight in, hold his own if shit goes south somewhere. Busy wolf goddess.]
Ammy looked amused, huffing as her tail curled just over her paws.
Really. That's not a great selling point. Kinda go for the warrior types sometimes. Gotta get a good fight in, hold his own if shit goes south somewhere. Busy wolf goddess.]
That means he's very flexible. Also not neutered. I can't believe that's not a selling point here.
[Simple girl here.
Likes to do a little dancing, maybe a bit of dinner. No baths- helps she can walk on water with that one thanks to that trade made with an emperor. Opinion on weapons and ridding the world of evil demons?]
Likes to do a little dancing, maybe a bit of dinner. No baths- helps she can walk on water with that one thanks to that trade made with an emperor. Opinion on weapons and ridding the world of evil demons?]
Uh... Well he definitely is a big fan of grenades.
[Blowing shit up is always fun.
She can blow shit up.]
She can blow shit up.]
[No apologies if he comes home covered in the blood of their enemies.]
[Everyone wins.
Except the ones the blood belonged to. They lost.
Badly.]
Except the ones the blood belonged to. They lost.
Badly.]
[Nothing better than a good old fashioned smackdown!
Except food. Food is good.]
Except food. Food is good.]
Even more fun when they forget they're wearing them and try and run.
Regular game of human paddleball.
[Pulling a cigarette and patting herself down with a scowl.]
Ugh, musta left my lighter in my other costume...
You got a light there, buddy?
Regular game of human paddleball.
[Pulling a cigarette and patting herself down with a scowl.]
Ugh, musta left my lighter in my other costume...
You got a light there, buddy?
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