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[yzma_baby]

Mun, you've got to be kidding me. Do I look like I have time to be frittering about in this livejournal myspace whatsit? I'm right in the middle of trying to save my position from a highly irritating llama, so if you could change your mind, I would really appreciate it.

and not try to kill you in your sleep

more than once

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[kolus]

... Shouldn't you be, like, stone right now, or something?

[yzma_baby]

...Pardon?

Do I know you, Mr...?

[kolus]

Mr. Mystery. Town darling and hero.

You're that gargoyle from the library, right?

[fierybluebird]

Oh hey. Thatch's girlfriend.

[yzma_baby]

Thatch? Who is this Thatch? I don't remember anyone by that name. Though between you and me I stopped taking names years ago. Ahahahaha [flaps her hand]

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[fierybluebird]

[EW. DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.]

[om_nom_namur]

So what are y', Eel type Fishwoman or somethin'?

[om_nom_namur]

Maybe batfish? Kinda drab for batfishwoman though...

[yzma_baby]

Eeeyaaaah!

[clambers on the nearest chair]

Niiice fishy. Good fish. Would you like a worm?

[look at all those teeth. She's not equipped for teeth!]

[alovingheart]

A llama wants your position? Uhm, what... position is that.. exactly?

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[yzma_baby]

Empress, of course.

[graceful flutter of her hand to her chest. Doesn't she look regal?

Well she should. This wardrobe doesn't go for beans, you know]

[yzma_baby]

It's a long story. Suffice to say I'm going to be looking forward to a nice llama stew at the end of it all! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[obligatory thunder]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Never mind the tall, faceless man watching you Yzma. He'll just stand in the corner, listen to your legitimate complaints about being hijacked into the place. Nothing suspicious, don't get paranoid about him not showing the slightest reaction to anything you're saying.]

[yzma_baby]

[she does notice after a while]

You know, I don't remember that coat rack being there. As a matter of fact, I didn't even know I owned a coat rack.

[mapsincolor]

[What's that? You wanted MORE fluffy, annoying creatures to deal with? EXCELLENT!

Because now Stitch is crawling on your ceiling, snickering to himself and probably prying up tiles.]

[yzma_baby]

You little cretin! You stop that! Do you know how long it took to get someone to set those tiles?!

[takes off her shoe as if to toss it at him]

[gentle_giselle]

Oh, your dress is very pretty. Are you a princess, too?

[Yes, Giselle is forever nice and naive.]

[yzma_baby]

Empress. Empress. Pretty but with power. No frittering about and singing in towers all lovey dovey.

[noshoesnoshirtnoproblem]

[ Okay, he's not entirely sure what side of the thin veil between life and death this lady is standing on. That doesn't happen often. ]

Think you might've skipped your meds, lady. [ Not that he hasn't seen a llama or two...pink ones. With old man faces. ]

[yzma_baby]

I haven't been on meds in years. This look is completely natural. [go ahead. Get your fill of gorgeousness. She doesn't mind]

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[madangry_madcrazy]

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[madangry_madcrazy]

You really need to eat more.
...
Or just eat, in general.

[yzma_baby]

Well you neither need to shave your eyebrows or stop feeding it so much. And if we're still talking about appearances, you have a receding hairline, entirely too much eyeliner-- oh and you slouch. Did I miss something? Would you like me to make a list?

[not_that_tie]

...a llama, madam?

[Of all the strange things to be worried about.]

[3packadayhabit]

Honestly, these muns are so inconsiderate. There you are minding your own business, and they just snap you up without so much as a 'boo!'.

It's like they don't know the hands on work that's needed for super-villainy, I can't just take a vacation, that comes after the schemes.