voice testing

[burtmacklin]

"Where's April? ... And everybody else? Looks like I'm not in Pawnee anymore."

"I have no idea what this place is."

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[giant_strides]

[Uh oh, a new guy. He better take this slow! Everyone deserves at least that much.]

Hmm... do you know what a mun is?

[burtmacklin]

"... Is that what British kids call their moms?"

[Nope.]

"Wait, isn't it that thing where you pretend to be a country? Because last time, I was Finland and I definitely had more lions than any other country in the whole world."

[Model UN, or MUN. Not even close.]

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[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

yaaay Groot! finally got around to watching GotG

[burtmacklin]

"HI GROOT! I'M ANDY!"

[Strangely enough, talking to a tree does not phase this guy.]

Re: yaaay Groot! finally got around to watching GotG

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[burtmacklin]

"Yeah, I know... Wait, do you know what this place is?"

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[burtmacklin]

"Uh... does that mean you don't know? Well that makes the two of us."

"Do you like parks?"

[giant_strides]

I can't say those are bad answers... but they aren't really related to this at all. I wouldn't waste your time talking to you about Finland.

[Clears his throat for the dreaded explanation.]

Everybody has their own mun, like a guardian angel I guess. This is a place where you can talk to them directly. They're just regular people with their own lives, but they decide what happens to us. The power dynamic is really uncomfortable.

[burtmacklin]

"Can they read my mind? Guess what I'm thinking right now?"

[Meat tornado.]

"Yea-- what kind?"

[Not the burrito. A literal tornado with various cuts of meat swirling around.]

"Damn. They're good, and they seem pretty nice."

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[Groot gives up and just nods.]

[giant_strides]

[This guy is totally unbelievable. It takes something special to be that unphased.]

What the heck?? As long as you two are getting along I can't complain... much.

I thought yours would keep quiet, but it looks like your mun was listening after all. That's good.