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Voice-testing and shenanigans

Well, look at this, Mun! You decided to go and watch more, and now you have the worlds greatest hacker in your head! I already got all kinds of stuff planned for us and the crew: there's folks off the Black Book who need a right ass-whopping, taking Parker out to see a live Robot Warrior Show (I think I'm getting to her), stealing Eliots sandwiches while he's not looking, and...wait, what? What do you mean you ain't got a crew for me yet? That ain't right!

Hey, could be worse. Could have to deal with that asshole, Chaos.

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Say that again. I dare you to say that again. What was it about my sandwiches huh?

Umm...uhh....I have no idea what you...

...

Shit.

Look man, I know this looks bad. See, I'mma get you the right stuff to make you another one of your fancy sandwiches. I'mma get on Amazon Shops and Save and get that stuff ordered for you right away. I even let you beat my ass in Tekken. Just no need to remember a thing about this whole bad sandwich business.

Damn right, 'shit'.

Damnit, Hardison! You don't go stealin' people's food! You just don't do... What? No! If you're gonna buy food, you do it in a proper store, alright. Grocery shopping. You know what that is?

Yay fixed!

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Haven't seen you in a long while.

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You haven't seen me ever! This is a brand new account for me!

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I can't tell if you're sarcastic or serious. O.o

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I'm serious. I've never played Hardison before ever.

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Oh, oops. Either way, hi.

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Greetings and Salutations anyways! :D

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Re: Greetings and Salutations anyways! :D

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[Considers it for a second, probably shouldn't... but does it anyway]

Have you ever considered trick arrow design?

[Aww, look at that, Speedy cosplayer]

Look, trick arrows are cool and all, but I ain't able to do things that work on comic book science. As badass as a boxing glove arrow is, I can't just magically make that.

But cool on you wanting to make the cosplay as accurate as possible. Don't really see all that many Speedys.

...

Dude. Multifandom space. Think about it. You're talking to a guy whose head you exist in.

[Let's let the existential awareness of our nonexistance sink in]

Let's face it, we're here because you're cancelled and I got rebooted out of existence and they can't let us go.
[Motions to surroundings] See how many dudes around here look eeeeerily like Nathan Fillion in Firefly, with perfect replica costumes? Like, exactly? And the total lack of convention booths or lines or anyone trying to take photographs with anyone?

...what. What? Nuh-uh. No. Nope. Ain't gonna believe that and-

[One second of realization]

Holy shit, you're the actual Mia Dearden then? Holy shit that is awesome? Can I meet other folks like Mister Terrific? Or like the Metal Men? Oh man, I would love to see their programming base! I mean, sentient robots and that kind of crap! That is awesome!

[Another second] CANCELLED? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?

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A wild threadjacker appears! Feel free to ignore if you want.

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Query: Robot Warrior show? Do the droids battle organic meatbags? Where might I sign up?

[Okay, that is HK-47 staring at you Hardison. Just be who you were when you beat the crap out of this game...]

Don't you recognize me, HK? I'm Hardison, formerly Darth Revan! I helped save you from Tatooine and, well, I also messed with the game engine to make things work better and put Bastila into a Slave Leia bikini...

Well, sort of I know who you are, just you may not know me?

[Please no murderings of Hardisons, kthnxbye]

Observation: It may be difficult to tell one organic meatbag from another, what with all your squishy sloshing parts and all, but I'm fairly certain that I can tell the difference between a male organic meatbag and a female organic meatbag.

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Be careful. They're evil. Muns.

Like. Sterling evil.

Well, I'll be damned. Good seeing you here, Babe.

[Here comes a small smooch]

I've already had an existential crisis here, while talking to a bunch of superheroes. Yeah, I think this mun is Evil. Maybe not Sterling evil, because that's just a level of vile I don't think my mun operates on.

[Aw. That might have been a smile. Maybe.

It's Parker.]

Mine's definitely evil. And creepy. Like. More than Nate levels of creepy.

But she might let me be a pirate. So... That'd be okay.

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Rest be assured, Mr. Mason has made enough enemies over the course of his illustrious career. He's...being carefully monitored.

Well, considering what he and I do, "enemies" are just kind of a thing we get. I mean, I got a whole country after my ass.

But I'm not an asshole on top of it.

My firm could always use someone with your talents,just leave your Lindsey clone at home okay thanks. (Smiles at him, then glances over at Eliot appraisingly.)

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[This will get some snickers]

Lindsey? You knew Eliot as Lindsey?

[Hardison grabs a chair and pulls it up, attentive for new information ~~to mock Eliot with~~.]

Do tell me how you know him.

(Lilah smiles some more.) Yes, he 's a lawyer like me, or well he was until he quit the company that we work for .... I 'm Lilah by the way, and he doesn't sound exactly like the overconfidant Oklahoma cowboy I spent years working with.

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As long as you don't over do it. Sophie and I might not be there to bail you out.

Hey, look who it is! The big-boss man out of wilderness just to come speak to little old me? Nah man, I don't think you gotta do a thing for us except go and drink drinks with little umbrellas and enjoy your retirement. You did good with Parker. She's leading the whole shebang now, and she's doing you proud.

[ He chuckles ]

Those are more Sophie's thing, though touring Italy with her has been interesting. [ In a great way but yeah. ] And I've been getting updates from Eliot.

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Why do ya wanna steal my sandwiches? I didn't do anythin'. It was Parker!

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[Just gonna get a stare there, kid]

Who the hell are you and why are you claiming that I stole *your* sandwiches?

'M Eliot. So why're ya sayin' ya wanna steal m' sandwiches?

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