Voice Testing, canon is Fallout Equestria

[mostcolorfulepithets]

Really?

That's what my username's going to be? ...I can't exactly tell if either this or DJ PON3 completely overblowing my reputation is worse. ...At lease he doesn't brag about how creatively I can use Luna and Celestia in my phrases.

[Littlepip sighs.]

...So you're thinking of maybe sending me to past Equestria, before it was a wasteland? ...That'd be a sight to see. Maybe put me in there before that dungeon closes. I want to see what's inside of it.

...

...Oh! Y- yes, and I'll be glad to see Velvet, too! Heh. Of course I didn't forget about her.

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[stormbroken]

Just so y'know, the Sisters are still alive in this world.

And they will smite you for blasphemin' them. One thousand years, moon dungeon.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

[Littlepip's eyes go wide as she thinks of the concequences of using such colorful language and facing the wraths of the princesses.]

But- I mean- I didn't- They're alive!?

[stormbroken]

Yeah, sorry. All...

[Pardon the hoof counting.]

Seven of 'em, at last count. Alternate-reality duplicates. So, y'know. Add in "Luna's Selfcestuous Circlejerk" int' that list.

[FLARE. NO.]

[mostcolorfulepithets]

[Pip stares blankly, calming down a little bit.]

...There's only two gods: Celestia and Luna.

[stormbroken]

...Exactly. Here, we got... Celestia, Luna, Luna, Celestia, Luna... and two Cadences, but they're more recently-ascended alicorns so they might not be in your world's deiarchy.

I told ya. Alternate-reality duplicates.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

...Well, th- they don't know what I said if they're alternate realities.

[ponymeisters]

[FLARE, NO





We're alllllllllllllways watching, Flare...]

Jacked for Pip to bounce off of

[wastelandkindness]

I highly doubt that 'Woona' would ever do that. One of the other two Mooncallers, maybe.

[wastelandkindness]

You have to admit that it's appropriate.

And thank you for the enthusiasm, but I guess I earned it after that stunt at Tenpony.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

My mun doesn't have to go around and shout it for the entire world to hear.

[There's a bit of a pause after that second statement. ...Pip sighs.]

You were just trying to help me.

[wastelandkindness]

Road to Tartarus is paved with good intentions. Still. I'm... glad you're better. I'm glad it took.

I am surprised that they focused on... that... as opposed to the whole deal about how you're the hero of the Wasteland, Light Bringer, scourge of bandits, Stable Dweller -

[She's grinning, and it would be best to stop her before she gets on a roll.]

[mostcolorfulepithets]

[What better way to stop unwanted praise than shouting? FOr example:]

That's enough!

...I mean, that's enough. You're starting to act like DJ PON3 with all that praise.

...It... I flushed all of them down the toilet.

[wastelandkindness]

[She raises an eyebrow at that admission.]

Maybe you deserve it. For flushing the Mintalls, at the very least; that's... rare courage. Too rare.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

They ruined everything. I just... Couldn't really take anymore of anything. They needed to go.

[mechmadeoflove]

Postapocalypse bros represent.

There are way, way too many of us from futures without much future left. Let's see what we can do to change that.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

...I think this is the first time I've ever been mistaken for a buck.

Hey, there's future. It's just... getting gangbanged mercilessly.

[mechmadeoflove]

Sort of the gender neutral - right. Pony world. Sis is gender neutral or something. No offense meant.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, your mun wasn't kiddin' with your username. But yeah, appropriate. And the same here.

But we got a REALLY big can of Mace.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

...I can't tell if I want a username related to DJ PON3's praises of me being The Almighty Stable Dweller Hero or my current one now.

...I'd rather just have something like thegirlwiththepipbuck or something.

[mechmadeoflove]

Least ours are accurate. Before you ask, YEAH. I KNOW. My world is incredibly freakin' anime, and yours don't have a monopoly on weaponized friendship.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

...I'm really hoping Anime isn't some sort of drug in your world.

[She's had enough of them ion her lifetime.]

[fckingcazadors]

Wait...more Wasteland ponies? Really?

*Signs are a pointing to his world being a weird, pony-less offshoot.*

[mostcolorfulepithets]

[...Just Wasteland pony? Not The Stable Dweller, Savior of Whatever and whatnot? ...Good. Littlepip kind of likes you now.]

The wasteland's always been full of ponies. ...And griffons. ...And some dragons. ...And Ghouls.

[fckingcazadors]

Where I come from its just full of humans, ghouls, mutants and other monsters.

*Well, the ghouls and mutants aren't always monsters, but whatever.*

[mostcolorfulepithets]

Your world is wrong then.

[fckingcazadors]

...yeah, it seems that way.

*He sighs.*

Humans are popular in the multiverse, though.