Voice Testing, canon is Fallout Equestria

[mostcolorfulepithets]

Really?

That's what my username's going to be? ...I can't exactly tell if either this or DJ PON3 completely overblowing my reputation is worse. ...At lease he doesn't brag about how creatively I can use Luna and Celestia in my phrases.

[Littlepip sighs.]

...So you're thinking of maybe sending me to past Equestria, before it was a wasteland? ...That'd be a sight to see. Maybe put me in there before that dungeon closes. I want to see what's inside of it.

...

...Oh! Y- yes, and I'll be glad to see Velvet, too! Heh. Of course I didn't forget about her.

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[stormbroken]

Just so y'know, the Sisters are still alive in this world.

And they will smite you for blasphemin' them. One thousand years, moon dungeon.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

[Littlepip's eyes go wide as she thinks of the concequences of using such colorful language and facing the wraths of the princesses.]

But- I mean- I didn't- They're alive!?

[stormbroken]

Yeah, sorry. All...

[Pardon the hoof counting.]

Seven of 'em, at last count. Alternate-reality duplicates. So, y'know. Add in "Luna's Selfcestuous Circlejerk" int' that list.

[FLARE. NO.]

[mostcolorfulepithets]

[Pip stares blankly, calming down a little bit.]

...There's only two gods: Celestia and Luna.

[stormbroken]

...Exactly. Here, we got... Celestia, Luna, Luna, Celestia, Luna... and two Cadences, but they're more recently-ascended alicorns so they might not be in your world's deiarchy.

I told ya. Alternate-reality duplicates.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

...Well, th- they don't know what I said if they're alternate realities.

[stormbroken]

Unless one happens t'be from your world. I do know one of our sunbutts is from a reality where Equestria was destroyed. Apparently she faffed off to be a space pirate.

Maybe she's been watchin' you.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

Space pirate!? Now who's the one being blasphemous?

[Still, Littlepip does not like the idea of an angry Celestia. Or Luna for that matter.]

theadjacking oops

[pirateponyprincess]

[Did somepony say space pirate?]

It's quite alright. I've accepted that I'm most likely a blasphemy to my own name at this point.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

[And then she turns and sees Celestia in the flesh. Right now, her mind is more focused on the fact that Celestia is in front of her than the fact that she has a dismissive attitude about blasphemy.

...Littlepip stutters a little, then goes to bow down.]

[pirateponyprincess]

[All that nets is a short laugh from Celestia. These sort of reactions never got old.]

No need to bow, dear. I am not the sort that demands utmost respect and reverence. If I do, I'm either an imposter or messing with you.

Besides, I am hardly a Princess anymore.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

[But... but Celestia and Luna are deities! ...Which means that Celestia isn't angry at all for using such colorful language nearly all the time! Nonetheless, Pip complies.]

Well, yeah. From the recordings and various other things I've heard about... you're supposed to be dead.

...I really am in the past...

[pirateponyprincess]

[The only thing that Celestia is slightly annoyed about is the fact that other ponies don't use that language in front of her so she can find out how creative it's gotten.]

"Past" is a questionable term, when dealing with alternate realities, as is "dead".

[mostcolorfulepithets]

[Not to worry, she can slip up if caught off-guard. And Celestia might not be disappointed.]

I come from a future where there was... a war. ...The surface is now called The Wasteland. I've seen a lot of things that happened before the war through recordings, and... it's not pretty. I'm glad I haven't lost myself yet.

[ponymeisters]

[FLARE, NO





We're alllllllllllllways watching, Flare...]

[wastelandkindness]

You have to admit that it's appropriate.

And thank you for the enthusiasm, but I guess I earned it after that stunt at Tenpony.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

My mun doesn't have to go around and shout it for the entire world to hear.

[There's a bit of a pause after that second statement. ...Pip sighs.]

You were just trying to help me.

[wastelandkindness]

Road to Tartarus is paved with good intentions. Still. I'm... glad you're better. I'm glad it took.

I am surprised that they focused on... that... as opposed to the whole deal about how you're the hero of the Wasteland, Light Bringer, scourge of bandits, Stable Dweller -

[She's grinning, and it would be best to stop her before she gets on a roll.]

[mostcolorfulepithets]

[What better way to stop unwanted praise than shouting? FOr example:]

That's enough!

...I mean, that's enough. You're starting to act like DJ PON3 with all that praise.

...It... I flushed all of them down the toilet.

Jacked for Pip to bounce off of

[wastelandkindness]

I highly doubt that 'Woona' would ever do that. One of the other two Mooncallers, maybe.

[wastelandkindness]

[She raises an eyebrow at that admission.]

Maybe you deserve it. For flushing the Mintalls, at the very least; that's... rare courage. Too rare.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

They ruined everything. I just... Couldn't really take anymore of anything. They needed to go.

[wastelandkindness]

I know. I'm just... heartened to hear you do.

Ponyville from before is going to be quite a bit of culture shock for you, you know. It's... civilized. And not the thin veneer of civilized from Tenpony.

[mostcolorfulepithets]

I mean, I was supposed to save Monterey Jack, but then, I found out that he can just have his head bitten off by Celestia's marehood.

[Oh look, it's another one of the famous colorful epithets!]

...Is Ponyville going to lead to me having rage moments like I got at other stables because they weren't the same?

[wastelandkindness]

[Velvet starts laughing. Real, genuine, mirthful laughter. But there's more than a little pain there, too - and real tears. But it's all right. She was letting go of pain, not having some freshly inflicted.]

Oh no. No no no. Quite the opposite.

Like I said - it's civilized. What those other Stables had wasn't civilization, no matter what their victims were told about it.